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can you imagine sulu freefalling off the drill and just thinking to himself like

“NONONONONONONO GODDAMN FUCK IT WHY DID I LEAVE SAN FRANCISCO WHY DID I LEAVE THE ENTERPRISE I SHOULD’VE BAILED WHEN I LEFT ON THE PARKING BRAKE

WHO HAS COMBAT TRAINING HE ASKED ME I SAID WOW GREAT GOING SULU BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY GENIUS FENCING DOESNT HELP WHEN IM FUCKING FALLING INTO A BLACK HOLE I CAN’T FENCE MY WAY OUT OF A BLACK HOLE WHAT AM I GONNA DO STAB A VULCAN BIRD

DOES VULCAN EVEN HAVE BIRDS

THIS IS SO NOT WORTH IT THAT CUTE NAVIGATOR IS NOT WORTH THIS SHIT GOD I’M NEVER TALKING AGAIN NONONOONONO

NO

JESUS CHRIST WHO’S GONNA WATER MY PLANTS

NONONONO”

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