Mom: *comes shouting and panicking into my room*
Me: Mom…calm down =l the fucks wrong wit you.
Mom: WE GOTTA GO TO THE STORM CELLAR THE CLOUDS HAVE NIPPLES! *as she makes a milking motion with her hands*
Me: mom are you being…what …stop that..*goes outside to look* *sees tornadic clouds* Oh…
Mom: SEE THE CLOUD HAS NIPPLES!
Me: mom stahp I’m the pervert of the house :< You’re supposed to be the good hearted christian lady!
Mom: WELL IDK WHAT THEY’RE CALLED THERE’S JKUST NIPPLES IN THE SKY WE GOTTA GO TO STORM CELLAR NOW!
I good…im fine. Imma just sit here and stay on tumblr. I don;t like the storm cellar. Maybe go take a bath. I like sstorms…Storm nipples are the least of my concerns.