Eleanor I beg you please let me have some Howard too! I need some squeezings from him as much as you! Look at those tanned legs of him! Btw, what did you teach him about how to give us ladies some sexy fun times? Is he still a male prostitute? ( I want to hire his services!)
I’m afraid that Howard Moon’s services are probably more than you can afford, unless you think you can afford my foot up your ass.
Sorry, I lost my cool there. But I will kick the ass of anyone who touches my Howard Moon (and I am looking directly at you, Vince Noir). As you all know, I don’t like to kiss and tell, but I have had those magnificent legs wrapped around my head on more than one occasion and believe me, he puts the squeeze in love squeezins! His jazzercise work out has served him well. His legs are slim, but powerful, like an Olsen twin. I don’t know if I’ve taught him any particular tricks about pleasing a woman… other than teaching him that when a woman says, “Don’t stop,” she means DON’T STOP. I don’t care if your face is numb or you have a leg cramp, you keep going until your woman is satisfied!