squeezins

I declare today ‘Headboob Squeezin’ Day’

Because we all know that if you don’t squeeze the cute out of the headboobs then snakes will become irresistibly cute and will take over the world.

day eight: songs you were obsessed with growing up [fifteen days of fanmixes]

i don’t like nostalgia unless it’s mine: a childhood nostalgia fanmix

The songs you know every word of by heart, whether it’s because you listened to them repeatedly or your parents did; for remembering your childhood, one note at a time.

1. Bye Bye Bye - *NSYNC / 2. Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) - Backstreet Boys / 3. Back Here - BBMak / 4. Get This Party Started - P!nk / 5. Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ - Journey / 6. Foreplay/Long Time - Boston / 7. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd / 8. Take It Easy - Eagles / 9. America - Simon & Garfunkel / 10. Slide - Goo Goo Dolls / 11. Back 2 Good - Matchbox Twenty / 12. Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms / 13. Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette

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brazenbarber answered: [[ngl, the first thing i thought is that sellbot should sing the museum song from barnum, but about his products B) if you’re ever bored and fancy a challenge]]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

ALSO, THIS IS TERRIBLE, DON”T LISTEN TO IT.

Lyrics:

Lots of ammo
fiberoptic camo
Nuka Cola both plain and quantum
Sarsaparilla
Extract of Vanilla!
Fancy lads and dandy boys to make ya say yum

Frag grenades and mines
A bottle of  the finest wine
a spool of fishing line
And a  deathclaw hand
Gecko hide
and turpentine
a neon sign
One of a kind
Nightstalker Squeezins’  and a rubber band!

Healing powder
Lakelurk chowder
Prewar hats and a 44 magnum
Psycho slasher
Steak and Instamash yer
gonna love the deals that I got right here.

Brand new Brahmin Carts
a Gomorrah queen of hearts
a whole plethora of parts
And a high heeled shoe
SMGs
some Molerat teeth
MREs
a holly wreath
Dean’s electronics
and it’s Gift wrapped too

Plasma Casters
a variety of blasters
Come on down folks let’s do business
Where ya goin
Look at what I’m showin
Stick around the bot  And see a 
Stick around the bot and see a
Stick around the bot and see a
brand new shop

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. 
I was tagged by the lovely floral-narry!!



1. last beverage: Sweet tea (shut up, I live in the South. That is 90% of what we drink)

2. last phone call: My grandma

3. last text message: My absolute bestie 


4. last song you listened to: Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ by Journey

5. last time you cried: Today….I’m majorly stressing over my Math final b/c if I don’t get a B I’ll be put on scholarship probation :/


HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice: Yes

7. been cheated on: Yes

8. kissed someone & regretted it: No

9. lost someone special: Yes

10. been depressed: Yes


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: All forms of neon, pink, and blue


IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: No

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, that is a common occurence

18. Met someone who changed you: Not this year, but I have before?

19. Found out who your true friends are: Well, mine’s kind of an awkward situation. They are true friends, but like, idk how they would react if I told them I was bi. Probably badly

20. Found out someone was talking about you: No

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: No


GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in really life: All of them, because I don’t friend people I don’t know. Listen people, do not accept friend requests from random dudes. You will be hit on 99% of the time

24. Do you have any pets: Yes, two puppies :)

25. Do you want to change your name: Neveeeerrr!! I love my name!

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Huge sleepover at my house! Woo! Partaaaayyyy!!

27. What time did you wake up today: 9:00

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: ….reading fanfiction instead of studying for my finals…

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Fall semester to be over, my cousins to come visit for Christmas, annnddd my friends and I turning up in Panama City Beach this summer :P

30. Last time you saw your mother: Like 20 minutes ago. I am very blessed

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I could pass all my college courses easily like I did in high school…

32. What are you listening to right now: Story of My Life just came up on my Spotify!

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Ummm…idk no? Any Tom’s out there??

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: You don’t even want to hear me rant about this, but I’m going to anyway. My Math course has this online portion called ALEKS. He’s (yes I call it a he, cause it’s a dick) a little fucking bitch. You have to do 382039584903 Math problems, and he’ll randomly test you on things you did hours and hours ago. If you miss it you have to do it all over again. I was down to 15 topics and now I have 40 due my tomorrow. FUCK ALEKS

35. Most visited webpage: Tumblr b/c I am addicted

36. Blood type: I got my blood taken once… I wanna say A+

37. Nickname: Squidney (My name is Sydney, and my friends are fucking weird)

38. Relationship Status: Single, any offers tho?

40. Pronouns: She/her

41. Junior School: Done did that

42. High School: Done did that

43. College/Uni: Freshman regretting their life choices

44. Hair color: Dirty blonde 

45. Long or short: Long

46. Height: 5’4”

47.Do you have a crush on someone?: Negative, ghostrider

48.What do you like about yourself?: Fucked up sense of humor for life!

50. Tattoos: No, but contemplating now that I’m 18

51. righty or lefty: Righty

52. First surgery: Luckily, I’ve never had surgery before

53. First piercing: Ears

54. First best friend: Girl I met in Kindergarten named Traci. She is still lovely and lives down the street from me, although we aren’t as close anymore, we’ll still walk the neighborhood together every once in awhile

55. First sport you joined: Softball!

56. First vacation: Panama City Beach, baby!!

58. First pair of trainers: Lol idk


RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Velveeta Mac n Cheese (yuuuummmyyy!)

60. Drinking: Vanilla Coke the best soft drink of all time. I will fight you over this

61. I’m about to: Work more on my Math course…god damn it…

62. Listening to: Now Spotify is on Guts over Fear by Eminem

63. Waiting for: Finals to be oovvveeerrr

64. Want kids?: Love kids! So yessss

65. Get Married?: Plan on it in the future, but single and ready to mingle rn

66. Career?: I’m sure as hell not making my current job into a career, so no

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: Lips

68. Hugs or kisses: Cuddle monster right here

69. Shorter or taller? Taller or my height

70. Older or Younger: greater than or equal to :P

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous!

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms. Yumm

73. Sensitive or loud: Both of course!

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Somewhere in between


HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No

77. Drank hard liquor: Yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Lost my contacts and also forget my glasses on my vacation one year. Thankfully it was the last day, so I only had to suffer through almost-blindness for one day

80. Broke someone’s heart: Yep…

81. Had your own heart broken: Yepppp

82. Been arrested: Never. I could not handle jail. I would die.

83. Turned someone down: Yes, actually just yesterday. A true douche. Sometimes I question why I am bi, but then I see Louis and I’m like oh that’s why

84. Cried when someone died: Who hasn’t

85. Fallen for a friend: Yes, that ended well *sarcastic tone*


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Finally learned how to 

87. Miracles: Of course

88. Love at first sight: For some people, but I don’t think I ever would. Those deep of feeling have to develop for me

89. Heaven: Yes

90. Santa Claus: Wait…people say no to this!? Why are you questioning the existence of Santa!? :P

91. Kiss on the first date: If it’s with the right person, why the hell not? 

92. Angels: Yep

Just gonna tag all my mutuals. Idk if I have 20 or not

wefoundwond3rland / angiep1994 / narryasf / ziallloverforever / eleanorspassion / assfromdoncaster / zayngelovatic / dopamineliam / paper-airplanesflying / xsilverbellsx / eleanorandelounor / zaynonym / christmassniall / stnickgrimshaw / eleancrs / zaynisbad / twopaperairplanestshs / weyheynarry-213