I declare today ‘Headboob Squeezin’ Day’

Because we all know that if you don’t squeeze the cute out of the headboobs then snakes will become irresistibly cute and will take over the world.

day eight: songs you were obsessed with growing up [fifteen days of fanmixes]

i don’t like nostalgia unless it’s mine: a childhood nostalgia fanmix

The songs you know every word of by heart, whether it’s because you listened to them repeatedly or your parents did; for remembering your childhood, one note at a time.

1. Bye Bye Bye - *NSYNC / 2. Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) - Backstreet Boys / 3. Back Here - BBMak / 4. Get This Party Started - P!nk / 5. Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ - Journey / 6. Foreplay/Long Time - Boston / 7. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd / 8. Take It Easy - Eagles / 9. America - Simon & Garfunkel / 10. Slide - Goo Goo Dolls / 11. Back 2 Good - Matchbox Twenty / 12. Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms / 13. Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette

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meeplegirl said:

Hey Eleanor, what brand and shade of lipstick was it you got all over Howard in "Eels"? Looks like you missed a few choice spots on that yummy neck of his.

Darling, 

You clearly know nothing about fashion!  While I buy all my make-up from the Cox Edible line and that day I was wearing Cox “Sucker Red”, those weren’t traces of lipstick on his face and neck.  That was actually and allergic reaction.  Apparently my love squeezins give Howard hives.  Vince tells me they were EVERYWHERE and he spent the better part of that night rubbing anti-itch cream all over Howard’s body.  Between you and me, I think his interests may not have been strictly those of a nursemaid.

Although, he did tell me he wore a leather nurse’s uniform while he took care of Howard.  Maybe his intentions were pure.  And maybe I’m a virgin.

Yes, I left a few spots on Howard untouched, but that’s only because his cries of pleasure turned to cries for mercy and he started scratching.  Next time, I’ll be sure to use a dental damn.  We all love fun, but it’s better when we can have safe fun.

anonymous said:

Eleanor I beg you please let me have some Howard too! I need some squeezings from him as much as you! Look at those tanned legs of him! Btw, what did you teach him about how to give us ladies some sexy fun times? Is he still a male prostitute? ( I want to hire his services!)

I’m afraid that Howard Moon’s services are probably more than you can afford, unless you think you can afford my foot up your ass.

Sorry, I lost my cool there.  But I will kick the ass of anyone who touches my Howard Moon (and I am looking directly at you, Vince Noir).  As you all know, I don’t like to kiss and tell, but I have had those magnificent legs wrapped around my head on more than one occasion and believe me, he puts the squeeze in love squeezins!  His jazzercise work out has served him well.  His legs are slim, but powerful, like an Olsen twin.  I don’t know if I’ve taught him any particular tricks about pleasing a woman… other than teaching him that when a woman says, “Don’t stop,” she means DON’T STOP. I don’t care if your face is numb or you have a leg cramp, you keep going until your woman is satisfied!

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