*uses 2 pixels worth of unsaturated yellow while rendering skin* *half of the skin suddenly looks green* *football spikes tablet pen thru floor*

i feel like baekhyuns the type of bf 2 b like ‘HONEY GUESS WHT DAY IT IS!!’ and whn taeyeons like ‘uh, tuesday,’ he gets all offended like ‘uhm actually the 2.4 anniversary of the first lunar cycle tht corresponds w/ the first time we held hands In Public but its Fine….’ then he unfollows every1 on insta and football spikes a full pack of oreo cookies outside a 7/11


Pigs Kicked, Punched, and Spiked Like Footballs at Tyson Factory Farm

I got spiked in the knee playing football and I think it was from the dude wearing metal track cleats. Cool.

Also, I had more drops than catches.

Everyone was all “let’s play with a line” but nobody ever wanted to play O-line, so guess what I did almost all game.

Judge Jeanine calls Obama a ‘delusional bully’; ‘You act like your party won!’

Judge Jeanine calls Obama a ‘delusional bully’; ‘You act like your party won!’

Judge Jeanine Pirro spiked the football in a scathing post-election message to President Obama in her “Opening Statement” Saturday night — but first, she thanked the voters.

“This past week, you resoundingly delivered much-deserved justice to President Barack Obama, his policies and his party,” Pirro told her “Justice with Judge Jeanine” audience, citing the historic victories of Republicans…

View On WordPress

Jeanine Pirro: “Mr President, Americans See Through You…” (Video)

Judge Jeanine Pirro took great relish in spiking the football on her show Justice with Judge Jeanine, Saturday night. She crowed that the president’s “effort to create a socialist style government under the guise of being simply progressive, was overwhelmingly rejected by you, the voters!” “You rejected the make-believe war on woman that this administration tried to sell,” Pirro continued. “The voters this time NOT ‘low-information’ but instead briefed and savvy to the charades, the shell games and the lies.” After playing the clip from the president’s post shellacking presser Wednesday, when he said he heard the 2/3 of the voters who didn’t vote for him, she asked Obama incredulously, “you heard them, too? What did they tell you?!” She also hammered him for trying to blame Washington for his own miserable failures. “Mr. President,” Pirro began with a smile. http://b4in.com/sHKx

11. A ‘Humble’ Colbert Dances with Elephant, Literally Spikes Football - http://www.mediaite.com
Mediaite -

Unlike some other pundits, Stephen Colbert isn’t one to gloat. The host opened his post-midterm election show by ensuring his audience he was going to be “humble” about the GOP victories in an effort to be “sensitive” to the liberals who watch The Colbert Report for some reason.

Instead, he decided to cancel the balloon drop by clearing the red, white and blue balloons out of the net above his head and getting all that victory music out of the speakers. Then, just for the hell of it, he danced with a man-sized elephant and in a move that would make Sean Hannity proud, literally spiked a football that had President Barack Obama’s face on it.

Watch video below, via Comedy Central:

The Colbert Report
Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive

[Photo via screengrab]

– –

» Follow Matt Wilstein (@TheMattWilstein) on Twitter

- http://ift.tt/1Ard5XX
Conservative Leader Brags That Supreme Court Citizens United Ruling Rigged The Election In Favor Of Republicans (VIDEO)

Conservative Leader Brags That Supreme Court Citizens United Ruling Rigged The Election In Favor Of Republicans (VIDEO)

In yet another instance of Republicans spiking the football and rubbing salt in the wounds following their capture of the U.S. Senate on Tuesday, the conservative boss of the Citizens United organization bragged that the Supreme Court rigged the election perfectly for the GOP.

As you’ll recall, the Supreme Court ruled in 2010 that wealthy individuals and corporations can anonymously pour…

View On WordPress

Behind Enemy Lines - Spiking the #Decision2014 Football!

Behind Enemy Lines – Spiking the #Decision2014 Football!

Fresh off of We Are America Radio’s record-breaking independent grassroots national election coverage for #Decision2014, Gene Berardelli and WAAR Contributor Diana Sepulveda wrap up WAAR’s midterm election coverage the way it started – with a great episode of Behind Enemy Lines!

Gene and Diana recap the 2014 “Republican Tsunami” by running down the biggest upsets and notable “firsts” from last…

View On WordPress

i’ll forever be disappointed i can never truly capture the mental image of yorich spiking twiling like a football with smash bros offscreen-explosion + dying noise


Images #1 and #2 are from the new anti-Obama attack ads.  It is worth of note that George Bush, like Dick Cheney, was a draft dodger who avoided serving combat in Vietnam.


New Secretive Group Admits It Is Going To ‘Swiftboat’ President Obama On National Security.

"[A] new sinister group of right-wing vulgarians called Veterans For A Strong America (apparently Chicken-sh*t Hawks for a Bloated Defense budget was already taken) was created with the nefarious aim of distorting (or ‘Swiftboating’) the president’s monumental achievement of killing Bin Laden. And in keeping with all of today’s right-wing noisemakers, they’re pretty gangsta about it.

According to the group’s leader and evidently only employee,  Joel Arends, ‘Yes, it’s the swift boating of the president.’

Here’s what you need to know about Vets for a Strong America, from Think Progress:

1. In four days, the first ad by Veterans For A Strong America garnered almost 1 million views on Youtube. It has also been played frequently on TV news shows. [YouTube, 5/1/12]

2. Veterans For A Strong America is seeking to recruit Navy SEALS to attack Obama.' In the wake of a warm conservative reception for a web video trashing the president for ‘spiking the football’ on the anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death, the conservative group Veterans for a Strong America plans to gather Navy SEALs and Special Forces operators to criticize the White House during the 2012 campaign.' [BuzzFeed, 5/3/12]

3. Arends also tried to Swift Boat Obama in 2008. Arends, under the auspices of a similar group called ‘Vets for Freedom,’ ran an ad accusing Obama of refusing to meet with wounded soldiers from Illinois. [NPR, 7/5/08]

4. Arends worked as a consultant for the Koch Brothers’ Americans for Prosperity. ‘Though he doesn’t list it on his public resume, around 2006 Arends went to work for Craig Dewey, the state director of Americans for Prosperity, an advocacy outfit that’s Astroturfed everything from the tea party and the Wisconsin union fight to public-school segregation.’ The Koch Brothers and their allies have pledged to spend $100 million to defeat Obama. [Mother Jones, 5/4/12; HuffingtonPost, 2/3/12]

5. In 2008, Arends — posing as a ‘journalist’ — organized and participated in a taxpayer-subsidized propaganda trip to Iraq. ‘American taxpayers are paying for politically slanted, pro-McCain, anti-Obama ‘reporters’ embedded with U.S. troops in Iraq. Vets for Freedom – a pro-war organization that buys attack ads against Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama – assembled a team of eight military veterans with dubious journalistic credentials to report ‘objectively’ on what is occurring in Iraq…Joel Arends, another ‘reporter,’ is VFF’s executive director and was on McCain’s campaign payroll between March 2007 and February 2008.’ [Charleston Gazette, 8/28/08]

6. Arends is coordinating with key Islamophobic figures on the far right. He regularly appears at events with anti-Islam conspiracy theorist Frank Gaffney, who has been condemned by mainstream conservatives for his intolerant views. He is also alligned with William ‘Jerry’ Boykin, who was found to have violated Pentagon rules by expressing his anti-Muslim views in an official capacity. [ThinkProgress, 2/12/12; For The Common Defense; New York Times, 3/4/05]

7. Arends helped promote a documentary advocating war with Iran. Arends appeared on a panel in March 2011 in South Dakota promoting the documentary Iranium, which strongly suggests beginning a war with Iran. [Flier; ThinkProgress, 11/3/11]

8. Veterans for A Strong America is fully endorsed by Karl Rove. The man known as ‘Bush’s Brain’ tweeted his support of their first web ad. [Twitter, 5/3/12]