anonymous said:

I saw the Banana bird spacehunter flying just off the coast of San Francisco headed north, she was searching like a dog sniffing a rabbit's trail. Weird.

sHE’S HERE??

UGH |O( 
U G H

I wanted ta get a good night ‘a sleep aftah dat burnin’ mess but ~nnNOOoOoO~, now I gotta sit up all night on watch

What da fUCK IS SHE DOin’ here
She should be back home, what da fuck is she lookin’ for

…If she makes any googoo eye(s) at Goji I’ll stab da gOOGOO RIGHT OUTTA HER

*STOMPS AND SQUAWKS ANGRILY AROUND THE ISLAND*

anonymous said:

Sorry if this pushes any buttons, but what's your take on this 'female spacehunter' business? There's a rumor she's Gigan's past-mate. He seems pretty stressed out about it

If she is—more specifically, if she wants to be his again—we will fight. Competition.

I’ll annihilate her.

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

OK, we start off with the awesomely silly title bursting out of the wall of a pipe or some such. We then proceed to some really really embarrassing special effects work, where some touristy ship spontaneously explodes, jettisoning a single escape pod first. I lands… really unconvincingly, on some random rocky barren planet, where the inhabitants take off their absolutely ridiculous looking giant plastic space helmets. It’s like they’re all wearing half of the robot from lost in space on their heads. Anyway, they’re 3 ditzy girls, and are immediately set upon by some sort of space hobos, wearing plastic bags over their chests. Some of them are driving a big diesel powered… uh, chariot let’s say.

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anonymous said:

Didn't you have a spacehunter girlfriend back on your planet? Could that have been her?

Wh—

Ah

fff
fuck??

…Oh shit, hahaha
Uh-

n-NAW naw, she wouldn’t come here just ta find me haha

…Ah fuck

anonymous said:

I saw this girl spacehunter flyin around not too far from here, it looked like she was searching for something. The girl spacehunters are the banana birds, right?

Yeah dose are da fema—

whAT

WHAT

WHAT DA FUCK DO YA MEAN “not too far from here”

WHAT, NEAR EARTH?? ON EARTH??
SPIT IT OUT

anonymous said:

What if that SpaceHunter chick is a daughter he never knew about because he was kidnapped?

Stop talking about this at once.

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