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Soulmate dry your eyes, ‘cause soulmates never die.

So, I'm finally watching this ep., here are my thoughts:

- “It’s not my goddamn fault” Uhmm, yes it is this time, at least a 99% of it.

- if that was a Nokia the bullets would’ve bounced back and killed her.

- “Mom” = Dylan’s losing patience

- “You’re different, she’s not gonna leave you” Okay now I felt bad for Dylan. And that scene looks so much like a scene between a small child and his father…

- With all the personal issues these people have, the motel’s gonna go down on its own, no bypass needed

- “I’ll breathe here, same as I breathe anywhere” Emma has an unusually short lifespan, and her dad doesn’t even get to enjoy her presence that much during it

- *Of course* Sheriff Romero has a dumbphone

- That outfit Norma, no.

- No Norma, no. You traded a lovely vintage Mercedes that just needed a little TLC for that… thing.

- Wish Caleb would actually leave, but we know he won’t

- She ran away from her wedding. K.

- So did she kill Sam bates or did she make that up?

- The ass grab looks creepy af

- I thought Norma knew better than to get in cars with strangers

- He killed the bird with his bare hands. Even as a hallucination  it’s creepy. And what’s he doing taxidermying in his work clothes at 2:00 a.m.?

- If after this Emma’s still in love with Norman, I have no advice for her

- “Let’s take him to her room, maybe he’ll feel safer” Bless your heart, Emma

- So the disturbing news about Emma’s health is that she has a lot of phlegm? K

- I knew he was dead since he was black

- Romero’s a dead man walking

- Therapist is a dead man walking

- “You’re drunk and you just told me a terrible, terrible secret in a vulnerable state. Let’s fuck.” - Hipster Teacher

- NORMAN!!! Vera Farmiga’s spirit possessed Freddie Highmore!!!

- Dylan’s a dead man walking

- OMG IT’S SOO CREEPY

- Dylan’s the one sharing the bed with Norman for a change

- Poor Norma. That’s way too much of a sacrifice

- He’s a wanted man standing just by the river. It would’ve been so easy to get rid of him

- Fuck that shit, he’s gonna be driving corpses or something

- “No one sleeps with Norman but me!” - Norma Bates

- Norman’s eyes just lit up

- Dylan was right. It took Norman asking to make her go talk to Duncle

- Dylan’s all “mommy and daddy!!!” and Norman’s all “she’s mine, bitch!”

- Duncle’s a dead man walking