Undel: And Saint Akiri raised the bannedgrenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy bannedgrenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine userbase to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the duskrats and cave geckos and topaz guppies and wetland ghosts and hopping mice and sandhills amaranth and plague bats and large chu—

Aequorin: Skip a bit, Sister…

Undel: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Contact Us Link, then shalt thou check three times, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt check, and the number of the checking shalt be three. Four shalt thou not check, neither check thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Banned Grenade of Antioch towards thou userbase, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Aequorin: Amen.

The REAL Chapter 693.

I have some bad news.

All us SS Shippers were reading the wrong chapter. We’ve been FOOLED. Specifically, those supposed SS pages were changed last min by one of Kishi’s crazy SS obsessed editors and what we were SUPPOSED to read was this. Look at all the extra panels we didn’t get to see!

You might need to zoom in, paint was kinda rubbish for this.






An Apple a Day...


Okay so I saw this prompt from michelle and had to do it! I love fall and apple orchards and you so I wrote this for you. I hope you enjoy! Love you! Always- J.

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Sorry if I gave you heart attack😁

You do have to wonder what the FUCK Emma was thinking, lunging -- UNARMED -- at a guy who had both sword and hook at his disposal

methinks she trusted him not to hurt her more than she was willing to let on

that fight existed primarily to make us think about them having sex - the whole thing was one gigantic, flashing neon light metaphor for them getting it on


Boxer Vi / Boom Boom Vi lines are done! Now all I gotta do is slap some pretty colors in. What color do you think her top should be?

Also, the-haunted-pony, when I said Puella Magi Hecarim I meant exactly what I said. Btw theshadowofwar ya might wanna see this too cuz hue. And yes, my headcanon is that human girl Hec has asymmetric hair. I don’t care what you say it’s cool and that’s that :U


You ran your finger down my back
And you spelled out your name
While we laid down on the soft warm ground
For a week and thirteen days.

I won’t trouble you no more.


I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I’ve never been

Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground