What the fuck is this? do you think this is funny? I’ll have you know Potatoes are incredibly nice creatures, who are you to judge. What has potatokind ever done to you, nothing. In fact potatoes are the ones who should be doing the not trusting because of scum, like, you, who go around eating their delicious starch asses every day. splitting up families, eating children. you know who else split up families, hitler, so you’re pretty much hitler.
So why don’t you go and check your animal celled privilege before you start taking your trust issues out on innocent spuds and go see a therapist.