But like what if Yang convinces Blake to go and they go together or whatever and like Neptune asks Yang and is rejected and Weiss is like I will not be sloppy seconds and Ruby’s like ‘we can go together’ and then Sun and Neptune are at the dance and they just sigh and are like ‘Tch…girls.’ And then team CFVY walks in late and Sun and Neptune are like ‘girlssss’ with that smug fucking Neptune grin after they see Velvet and Coco. And Jaune stops being a dipshit and realizes the beautiful gift from the heavens known as Pyrrha Nikos is interested in him. And Ren is just trying to keep Nora out of the punch bowl.
Sad headcanons? Oh thats horrid that people are torturing you with that. Good thing they havent mentioned the notion that maybe dirk would end up forever self deprecating and alone because he doesnt trust himself to love without destroying someone ever again. And jake would then continue to drift and believe everything was his fault and never stand up for himself. That would be devilish!