So this is my dad’s highlight of his day:

and it goes…

"So, Haley, today I was working with Jim and we had to saw through a white plastic pipe. It’s shavings were real light and fluffy and looked kinda like snow. So I picked up a handful and threw it up in the air & screamed ‘ERMAHGERD SNUHRRRRRR.’ Jim looked at me and goes ‘Are you fucking stupid or what?’ Obviously he had never witnessed the greatest of snuhr. Like, ermahgerd what a nerb."

Only my father. He’s the greatest. ♥

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