dkfljdkl;aferj /////// i’m honored that you even thought of me. reading this i couldn’t help but write something, so here you go!
title: Erwin’s neighbor has got it goin’ on
notes: Modern AU.
summary: The last thing Eren expected when he woke up was a half-naked intruder sleeping on his living room couch.
There was nothing that Levi couldn’t do. He’d been climbing up trees, sneaking onto balconies, shimmying his way through windows at odd times of the night since he was twelve because Erwin’s parents had always been strict about him having friends over. And even at the totally and completely young age of thirty-two, Levi still made it the habit to scale the tree and leap onto Erwin’s apartment balcony up on the third floor of Rose Apartments (mostly because the damn bastard left the front door locked, but never the sliding doors).
Sure the world was a tad bit topsy-turvy, and every time he turned his head a little too fast everything started to tilt completely off scale, but that didn’t mean Levi couldn’t climb the tree and hop onto Erwin’s balcony. There was nothing he couldn’t do, after all, sober or intoxicated. He was invincible! Humanity’s strongest! A little alcohol wasn’t going to make him slip from the tree nine times, miss a branch three times, and grip onto the metal bars of the balcony before he plummeted to his death because he missed a step and hadn’t landed precisely as planned. Nope. He had this.
He clung to the bars, awkwardly lifting a leg in order to swing it over the ledge. It took some maneuvering, but two minutes later Levi was rolling onto the balcony with a grunt, kicking over a plastic chair in the process.
When the hell did Erwin switch to these cheap chairs? Ah well, whatever.
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