Welcome to Lemons for Limes and Jily Kink Meme's first Twelve Days of Jily Smutmas! We thought it would be fun to have a smut event for our favorite couple this holiday season. This event will feature themes that include a kink and something holiday related on each day between December 25th and January 5th. Participants can post fics, gifs, graphics, and any forms of art in relation to these themes.


  • No level of experience with smut is required to participate
  • The Lemons for Limes and Jily Kink Meme blogs will be reblogging all participants’ work so posts must be tagged as “Jily” and “Jily Smutmas” within the first five tags
  • Make sure to put the day and theme somewhere within the post
  • No rape or dubious consent within participating works
  • Must be original work
  • Themes can be up to personal interpretation (however if you would like some clarification on anything, feel free to to contact either blog)


  • On the First Day of Smutmas (Wednesday, 12/25): Well-Fucked and Wrapping Presents
  • On the Second Day of Smutmas (Thursday, 12/26): Confessions and Christmas Lights
  • On the Third Day of Smutmas (Friday, 12/27): Handjobs and Hot Chocolate
  • On the Fourth Day of Smutmas (Saturday, 12/28): Oral and Ornaments
  • On the Fifth Day of Smutmas (Sunday, 12/29): Gags and Gifts
  • On the Sixth Day of Smutmas (Monday, 12/30): Restraints and Ribbons
  • On the Seventh Day of Smutmas (Tuesday, 12/31): Neck and New Years
  • On the Eighth Day of Smutmas (Wednesday, 1/1): Multiple Orgasms and Music
  • On the Ninth Day of Smutmas (Thursday, 1/2): Snuggling and Snow
  • On the Tenth Day of Smutmas (Friday, 1/3): PDA and Parties
  • On the Eleventh Day of Smutmas (Saturday, 1/4): Markers of Arousal and Mistletoe
  • On the Twelfth Day of Smutmas (Sunday, 1/5): Exposure and Eggnog

If you have any questions, feel free to contact Lemons for Limes or Jily Kink Meme.

Have fun!

Even if this dude’s pants don’t kill him, he’s not out of danger. According to the blurb. “Even if he knew ahead of time the mysterious stranger was a vampire, being in the man’s bed would’ve still topped David’s Christmas wish list—and he was Jewish!”

Editor’s note: So is he just so klutzy he can’t climb three steps without accidentally losing his pants? Because it doesn’t look like his friend there had anything to do with it, he’s just that special all on his own.