In order to help keep track of all the lustful thoughts that Metro readers seem to have for people who look like other people (and believe me, there are quite a few), we here at Pointless Letters HQ are proud to unveil our latest innovation for you, the reader! Folks, we present to you, the Pointless Letters WALL OF LUST!
That’s right! All your lustful Metro lookalikey loves and heart-throbs, all gathered together in one nethers-tingling wall! You’re welcome, everyone!
(note: includes some giraffe)