smart enough


I hope my master is smart enough to realize I love his dominate and wild side… I love all of it… Especially when he bites… *shudders* those get me quick!

anonymous asked:

why a massage therapist? not smart enough to do something else?

Lol fuck you
It’s not that I’m not smart enough, you asked what my dream job was and I answered. I’ve always been good with my hands and giving massages so if I put something Im good at into a career than Im happy.
I don’t want to be a normal massage therapist where you go to like a spa and get it. I want to be one where it’d be used for therapeutic reasons like a rehab center.


So apparently, Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans called Black Widow (yeah, the character, not the actress) a “slut” and a “complete whore.” Are people really mad over this? 

These two humans appear to have 3 moods, no more no less:



3. “hehehehe *insert immature joke that isn’t supposed to be taken seriously here* hehehehehehe”

This is coming from a feminist: This isn’t something to take offense by and isn’t a feminist issue. And Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner (and the rest of the cast for that matter) all seem to be pretty close. And Chris and Jeremy seem smart enough to realize when it is and is not acceptable to display mood #3. I love this cast as a whole and hate to see them getting so much hate for something so minor. 

Let me just reiterate, they didn’t offend a real person, just a bunch of people who misunderstand grown men acting like children (not that I want them to grow up, please don’t). Also, let’s not forget the time that Chris dressed up as Captain America, went to a children’s hospital, and cheered up a bunch of terminally ill kids.

put-my-name-on-the-topofyourlist asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers

This is gonna be tough today because I’m having one of THOSE days where I don’t like anything, but…

1. I’m a nice person.
2. I’m funny sometimes. And silly. 😜
3. I have a pretty impressive shoe collection. 👠
4. I was smart enough 8 years ago to fall in love with Shifty.
5. Oh! And I’m excited that I’m going to be a therapist. I’m pretty proud of that!

gatheringbones asked:

i am four hours in borderlands 2 and i am pumped up as heck to meet all these dads

borderlands is a game of cool moms and nice uncles on a quest to slap around the worst dad.

salvator is a beer dad. maya is a wine mom. axton is a vodka aunt. handsome jack is a white wine with ice cubes asshole, which is why moxxie was smart enough to ditch him.


I am shaking my fucking head in disgust right now.

So I admit, I’d never actually visited Suzy Berhow’s store on Etsy, but I’d read the scathing posts and viewed the photo evidence of her scamming in depth for myself.
I thought after her last shameful exposure she’d be smart enough to remove most of her scam listings, but I got curious and so I visited her store for myself, just to take a peak.

Listed on the second page of her store for the not-so bargain price of $100 is a fleur de lis necklace, complete with tacky rosary chain.
Okay so honestly, it looks like a piece of junk that you’d pick up from a charity sale right? But, I mean it is one of a kind, the only necklace of its type in the entire world, that extends it some merit, right?

Apparently not.

After one quick search lo and behold here we have, fleur de lis shield charms being sold 7 pieces for $1.90 on Etsy, available at the following link:

Suzy has the right to charge whatever ridiculous price she wants on her legally obtained items, but by listing it as “one of a kind” she is deceiving her userbase in the grossest manner imaginable and shows that she views you as nothing more than an opportunity for easy $$$.

I’m not even gonna bother with this cunt any more.
I am so disgusted, I’m just done. I’m done.
Suzy you are a disgrace.

If you’re idiot enough to try and defend her even after viewing this, and even more stupid to actually go and purchase from her, more fool you.

anonymous asked:

Hi I'm just asking if you're going to try and fix the bug with the app where some people are getting the archives and Picture Perfect for free. My friend got them for free and I actually paid for those. I know it's not your fault but still...

Oliver: Steal $5 from your friend and give it to me

I’ve heard this is a bug! I don’t understand how people do it. Can you tell me how your friend did it? I remember you used to be able to play with the page flip to go back “before the start” of “Starting Over”, but I think that was fixed.

In the end, the app is kind of a labour of love with a pretty weak hook to get you to pay anything for it — you should buy it if you want to support us, but if you don’t have the money and you’re smart enough to figure out a way to unlock it, who’s stopping you? I think it’s fine.

Also if you were smart enough to deduce that I did not like my father from my music or the fact that he wasn’t listed, you’re very rude for asking that question because it was extremely obvious… 

Don’t worry, he’ll miss you. You’re the best he could get, and he blew it. Don’t let him make you think for one second that this was your fault. It’s not. He screwed up, and you did absolutely nothing wrong. You gave him your heart, and you trusted him to keep it and protect it, but he couldn’t. And honestly, he’s not mature enough. He’s not smart enough. If he was smart, he would have cared for you with every fiber of his being and been with you every spare second he could. But he didn’t, and now he’s gone. But don’t you cry. Don’t call him telling him you miss him. Don’t IM him, don’t message him, don’t comment him, don’t talk to him in the hallways. Just pretend you don’t care. And don’t be surprised when he comes crawling back saying he made a mistake. And if you want to go, go with him again. But make him work for you. Don’t be his doormat. Don’t let him in the first time he rings the bell. Make him come back every day until you trust him enough. If he doesn’t come back after a couple of tries, just let him go. But if he comes back every day, then he’s worth it. Trust me .. he’s worth it.

liesbehindalens asked:

So, my mom was an ICU RN for most of my life, and it's been kinda expected that I'll end up working in the medical field. I always thought that's what I wanted, now I'm afraid I'm not smart enough to go through school. Do you ever struggle with that

Um, of course I did. We all did. There will always be days that you don’t think you’re smart enough. Those should be the days that motivate you to read more, study harder, and delve deeper into the material so you can become smarter.

You’re not going to automatically be “smart enough” to be a nurse or a doctor or whatever it is you want to be. Everyone in those positions had to struggle to wrap their minds around complex concepts so that they could eventually be confident enough to act on their knowledge in their jobs.

You won’t know what you’re capable of until you give it a try. But also remember not to follow a career path just because it’s what’s expected of you or because it’s what your parents did. Find your own interests and pursue them to the best of your ability. 

A thing that must have happened at some point
  • Producer:Here's an idea for a show. There's this white dude who is like a total asshole.
  • Network Exec:Sounds good so far, tell me more.
  • Producer:And he's like a total jerk to everyone. Like, especially people who try to be nice to him. And I don't mean like normal jerk stuff: I mean the kind of jerk behavior that makes you seriously wonder if this person is some sort of super-devil.
  • Network Exec:Why does he do that?
  • Producer:Because he's TOO smart. See, normal people just can't understand his emotional torment because they're not smart enough.
  • Network Exec:Fair enough. But why does anyone put up with it? Wouldn't he be dead, in prison, or at least completely destitute and alone?
  • Producer:Aha! There's the twist. See, this asshole, is *really* good at a thing.
  • Network Exec:I'm afraid I can't turn this idea into a show. Because I'd like to turn it into every show. Forever and ever. Let's celebrate with champagne on my flying house.

anonymous asked:

I really would love to do medicine but I don't think I'm good or smart enough to become a doctor :(

Here’s the thing: if you ask any of us medblrs, we’d probably tell you the same thing I’ll tell you. I’m not particularly smart. I’m not even that good of a person. 

I didn’t get all As in high school or college. I never got a perfect SAT or MCAT. I took both tests twice because I’m very bad at taking tests.

I never built an orphanage in Africa, helped lead a group of blind children up the side of Machu Pichu, serve the most destitute barrios or ghettos in America before or during med school. (these are things I’ve heard snotty colleagues brag about but uh…okay. That’s not most of us.)

I like eating, sometimes too much. I thoroughly enjoy my whiskey and beer. I swear. Daily.  I’m not always nice to myself. I’m not particularly ‘good’. 

And yet I’m in med school, right? So…how?

I have a theory.

Medicine is looking for a certain type of person. Tenacious, hard-working, resourceful. Maybe a little stubborn. Driven, sometimes to the point of being too hard on themselves. A little off their rocker. Flexible. Keeps high standards for themselves. Hungry for something. 

So I’m not very smart or very good. But I’ll tell you that I rarely give up, and I am very hard on myself. Hard work gets you into and through medicine. Nothing else.