WHERE DOES ALL THIS NH DEV COME FROM? IT'S LIKE KISHI IS JUST IGNORING EVERYTHING WE NARSAKS HAVE BEEN THROUGH!!!11!!!1

Maybe because you’ve all been ignoring all the shit that was hinting at NH and SS and now Kishi is just like

"Ya know what? Fuck it."

And throwing the evidence directly in your ignorant faces. Come now. Stop the bullshit, it’s not rocket science, this is fucking elementary shit we’re discussing. 2+2 does NOT equal 5.

Just as Naruto + Sakura does NOT equal a happy romantic relationship.

There was no development towards romance.

Sakura tried to give Naruto a chance in the beginning of shippuden and he blew it. In fact, Kishi made a fucking JOKE of EVERY SINGLE TIME NARUTO TRIED TO BE WITH HER.

That is pretty fucking telling to the situation. Even the concept arts before the manga point towards NH and SS happening. The fuck is your major malfunction??

Now to everyone who ships NH and/or SS:

Keep calm SS your time is coming. 

NH, keep everything cool and collected, we’re not there yet…..

JK

LEMME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!!!

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THREE TENTS

So now you know we have to decide who’s sleeping where.

Mako and Ami will, of course, be sharing the blue tent. Nobody questions that. Not even Mako and Ami question that. They never had a conversation about it, it simply IS. Their tent will be cozy and immaculate and if you were to enter their tent it would somehow feel like walking into Harry Potter’s tent in Deathly Hallows, like HOW DO YOU HAVE A ROARING FIREPLACE AND A COUCH AND FULL WORKING KITCHEN and they can only shrug at you because that is simply the power of Mako and Ami.

Rei has declared that she will be on her own in the green tent. She declared this as she dropped her backpack on her way through the campsite and continued on without stopping. “But Rei-chan!” Usagi calls after her, but Rei doesn’t even turn to look back, she just shouts “ALONE” and keeps on going.

This does not sit well with Usagi. At all. Rei is worried about her cousin, and so Usagi has to be worried about her! (PLEASE ENJOY THIS GLIMPSE OF HEADCANON YOU’VE NOT YET READ.) This is so like Rei when she gets herself all wound up. She can’t just sit and stew alone all night!

Plus it’s scary out here. Like wow, super scary. DID YOU NOT HEAR FRIENDLY BICYCLE COP. CAMP RAVAGER, REI-CHAN, CAMP RAVAGER.

Minako points out that she’ll be sleeping with Usagi, so it’s all good, and Usagi hangs off of Minako’s arm and is pretty happy with this.

Then Minako begins to think about Usagi being scared.

And Usagi whimpering in the dark.

And Usagi clinging to her and demanding she go check outside the tent every five minutes.

Minako knows how this works. LEAVING THE TENT IS CERTAIN DOOM ESPECIALLY FOR YOUNG HOT BABES IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIFE NOPE NEVERMIND

Plus if Rei’s got a tent to herself you just know it’s like a deluxe tent with a penthouse and room service and cable television.

REI CANNOT BE ALLOWED CABLE TELEVISION WHILE MINAKO IS CHOPPED INTO BEAUTIFUL TINY PIECES BY A HOMICIDAL MANIAC

Rei will discover that, quite against her very clear directive of “ALONE”, she is sharing the pink tent with Usagi. It is everything she feared it would be.

Come about 11pm, Minako has joined them.

Rei went from a tent all on her own to suffocating inside a tent with two terrified blondes who are feeding each other’s fears, insisting she go check outside AGAIN.

Rei hates camping.

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