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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING RIDE

THIS SHITSTORM IS CALLED THE FUCKING WALTZER

IT’S A FUCKING HECTIC PIECE OF SHIT IN BUN DOBHRÁIN.

I WAS ON THIS RIDE OKAY? YOU FOLLOW ME? GOOD.

THIS WAS THE WORST FUCKING EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

THEY HAVE THESE SEATS ON A ROULETTE AND THE ROULETTE SPINS AND YOU’RE SITTING ON THE ROULETTE

BUT THE SEATS ARE ON THESE ROTATING DISCS ON THE FUCKING ROULETTE

K?

SO I WENT ON THIS WITH MY SISTER AND MY COUSIN

AND SOME GUY THAT WORKED IN THE BOOTH FANCIED THE TWO OF THEM

THAT FUCKER

SO HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SPIN THE CHAIRS FASTER THAN NORMAL

SO THAT MOTHERFUCKER LITERALLY MOONWALKED OVER ON THE FUCKING ROULETTE

TO OUR FUCKING SEAT

N WE WERE ALL LIKE YEO TIOCFADH ÁR LÁ

AND HE SPUN THE CHAIR

AND I GOT REALLY FUCKING DIZZY

THE CUNT

SO THEN WE GOT OFF AND MY COUSIN BOUGHT ME CANDY FLOSS BECAUSE SHE’S THE BEST CRAIC

BUT I WAS SO DIZZY THAT I DROPPED IT

THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BAG OF CANDY FLOSS I EVER HAD AND I DROPPED IT

BECAUSE FUCKING TEAGAN O'CALLAGHAN DECIDED TO SPIN US LIKE FUCK.

SCUMBAG.