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That face thing that I can't do on my mobile :S

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Comments: haha it ok. yeah i actually had your blog recommended to me and i was like ‘holy this is great’ it’s really nice to see hannibal on my dash as well as fandoms other than homestuck. :)

Did you ever just want to talk to someone so bad but you know you couldn’t? Have you ever pulled up someone’s number, typed a message, hovered over the send button, then deleted it all together? You know they are not going to respond, and you’ll stare at the phone, hoping they do, and then get hit with a powerful sense of loneliness when you give up. You know it will happen. So, why hope? Why bother?

So, as you guys probably know: I want to be a therapist when I “grow-up”. So I am SERIOUSLY considering changing my last name to Lecter. BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL! I shall name my son Hannibal (Hanni for short) and my daughter Clarice ( with her middle name as sterling). And if I happen to have another son, he shall be called Will. Im totally not taking this too far.

Will is being brainwashed

Don’t believe me? Let us take a look at the proof:

•Victim is put under physical or emotional stress *do I really need to explain this one? •Victim’s problems are defined in simplistic terms and simple answers offered repeatedly *”you’re fucking crazy,Will.” •Victim is offered unconditional love, acceptance, and attention *”I want to be friends, Will.” “I need to make sure you’re not too close.” “I’m here for you.” •New identity is created *UNSTABLE, CRAZY •Victim is subject to entrapment *Umm, hello? He couldn’t say no to Jack •Access to information is severely controlled *”Your brain is fine, Will.”

Conclusion: Will Graham is being brainwashed. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM?!?

Rule 1 - Always post the rules

Rule 2 - Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write eleven new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag eleven people and link them

Rule 4 - I was tagged by 50shadesoflecter

1. What time is it where you are?
Ummmm 2:00

2. How many pieces of pizza have you eaten in one sitting?
I’ve eaten a whole pizza, by myself. I was hungry, don’t judge.

3. Have you ever had a pet?

Yeah, I have 3 dogs currently. They’re adorable

4. Vanilla or chocolate?

Uhhh, depends on what I’m eating.

5. Narnia or The Shire?
Well I’m short enough to be a hobbit, so the shire :D

6. Would you rather be accepted to any college of your choosing with your tuition paid in full, or meet your favorite celebrity?

Hmmm, which celebrity should I meet, guise?

7. Get eaten by a shark, or be homeless?

I will allow the shark to nom on me

8. How old are you?

Well tomorrow is my birthday, so basically 17

9.Favorite hobby?
Umm tie between drawing and writing songs

10. Favorite Author?

Stephen King

11. Favorite book?

1. When was the last time you did exactly what you wanted to do?

This question feels strangely deep. Umm, probably end of school days when I hung out with my friends

2. If you could eat one thing for a month, what would it be?


3. How do you want people to remember you when you’re gone?

That one awesome chick

4. Do you ever question your sexuality if so, who over?

Boobs are awesome, man, to girls and guys. Though I do still prefer guys :p

5. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Also, would you use it for good or evil?

Evil, of course XD

6. Would you rather own a monkey or a dog?


7. What is your favourite word?


8.What turns you on the most?
Biting, I love that shizz

9. Nocturnal or Diurnal (Night person or Day person)

Night person *hisses at light*

10. What’s your favourite picture of your favourite celebrity?
(I’m on my phone so I don’t know if the picture will show or just the link…)

11. What gif best describes your mood, right now?
(Hopefully it’ll show)

1. Favorite fictional character?

2. Favorite animal?

3. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

4. Something (or someone) you’d like to be doing right now?

5. Weird thing that has happened to you?

6. Average amount of sleep you get?

7. Most recent dream?

9. Current goal?

10. What’s on your mind right now?

11. Who do you want to eat right now?

1. Timeeywimey

2. H4anniballecter

3. Generaldeliciousness

4. Badhannibalpoetry

5. Kutebare

6. Jodilynnz

7. Man-in-the-flying-blue-box

8. Time-traveling-cannibal

9. Sofasanity

10. Learned-that-from-the-pizzaman

11. Chulutese

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday my friend. I am fully aware I have no idea what you look like and I haven’t really had a proper conversation with you. But you seem a real amazing and you deserve an amazing birthday. You’re like my Tumblr wife… Even though I am straight…

I love your sassy sense of humour you post to me random on my asks and in replies, and you’re intriguing posts you post on to your tumblr…. You’re remarkable, hope to actually have a proper conversation with you one day and actually get too know you… Lots Of Love, 50ShadesOfLecter <3

I feel loved