Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011)
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Irene Adler (X-Men)/Raven | Mystique
Characters: Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Raven | Mystique, Irene Adler, Scott Summers, Emma Frost, Moira MacTaggert, Alex Summers
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Still Have Powers, Alternate Universe - Reality Show, Reality TV, the bachelor - Freeform, Crazy, Silly, Fluff, Helicopters, Tropes, BAMF Emma, Charles is a Professor, Charles Xavier has a Ph.D in Adorable, Erik is a Sweetheart, Erik is Crushing Harder than a 12-year Old Girl, Smitten Erik, Taxidermy, Hilarity Ensues
Summary: Charles Xavier, Professor Hottie, the very first mutant Bachelor has a problem. It comes in the form of his wardrobe guy, one six foot sex on legs Erik Lehsherr. Oh, and the fact that he’s gay. And on the Bachelor. To find his wife.
A/N: This might qualify as the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written. But being that I have a difficult to understand love of The Bachelor, it had to be done. So I took all the Bachelor tropes I could think of, threw in one reference to Arrested Development, and wrote this fic. If you love the hot ugly cry mess that is The Bachelor like I do, I hope you really enjoy this.
Thanks to eriknocherikyes for the beta, and for her usual hand holding. It made all the difference.