Your name is SISIKA CHILAM, or so the VOICES tell you. You are EIGHT SWEEPS old, and intrigued by COOKING and CONTEMPLATING THE UNIVERSE. You are a MASTER CHEF, and why wouldn’t you be? You are quite skilled in CUTTLERY, especially of the KNIFE KIND. Anyone who diagrees is just jealous of you CULLINARY PROWESS, says the VOICES. Your COMRADES tell you there are no VOICES, but the VOICES have warned you against trusting anyone. You often contemplate why, then, you trust the VOICES, causing you to fall into a MAJOR DEPRESSIVE EPSIODE in which you COMTEMPLATE THE UNIVERSE. The only way to end the episode is to be SLAPPED by your FATASS HUMINGBIRD lusus. Seriously. He’s so fat you don’t know how his TINY WINGS even manage to let him fly.
You use the JENGA fetch modus, which sometimes is IMPRACTICAL. You also have a fascination with SEVERAL HUMAN OBJECTS AND PROGRAMS. You are the WITCH OF BLOOD, at least once you wake up on DERSE. Before entering the medium, you prototype your kernelsprite first with your lusus and then again with your BIRDS-BEAK PAIRING KNIFE, giving it BLADE-LIKE WINGS. After entering aforementioned medium, you go to the LAND OF CONSPIRACIES AND WAR, which is inhabited by HIGHLY VIOLENT SKINKS.
You speak in a VERYF ASTM ANNERI NW HICHY OUP AUSEA TT HEW RONGT IMES.
Age(Sweeps): 9 sweeps
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