Like, we need a Liturgical Grindr, to hook up for fine liturgy and such. The Profile might ask for such information as you preferences on:
Rite I, Rite II, Vers
Ad Orientum, Ad Populum, Ad Whateverum
Church?, Low Church, Broad Church, High Church, Anglo-Catholic, TLM
Looking For (pick as many as you please): Tea, Liturgy of the Hours, Mass, Adoration, Confession, Alcohol and Theology, People willing to form the first ever massive Theology Cosplay/Fan Convention, etc.
Pew seat selection app that allows you to book a pew at your church like an airline seat. Pews that have been claimed by a church member for over two decades are “grayed out”
Review the pastor’s homily and point out any questionable Theological errors. Also, Instagram integration, uploading priest’s vestments for ratings and critiques.
Emergency Sanctus Bells App for the high churchperson to add ringing to the service in the absence of the appropriate altar bells.
…oh, and naturally I’d have to end my profile with "No LC, no Calvinists, no cassock-albs. Sorry, just a preference."