signs-of-time

advice for the signs
  • aries:u a salty bitch. stop.
  • taurus:wait ur fuckIng turn to speak.
  • gemini:eyes on the goddamn road when u drive
  • cancer:sTOP dying ur hair. it's going to fall out. yeah it look cute, but it's going 2 fucking fall out
  • leo:just stop. altogether.
  • virgo:u cute as hell, please act like u know it
  • libra:acknowledge ur friends, let them know u love them
  • scorpio:tone it down. ur not intimidating, u an asshole
  • sagittarius:be a nicer person to urself ok
  • capricorn:whatever ur about to do ...DONT .
  • aquarius:be more chill
  • pisces:honestly u don't need any advice because u are flawless. keep doin u.
  • *A random player is good in one game or a few games*
  • media:REAL MADRID HAVE BEEN WATCHING XX PLAYER FOR SOMETIME AND IS SAID TO SIGN XX PLAYER THIS MONTH, THEY HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED HIS AGENT, HE WILL PLAY THIS POSITION.
  • Fans/smaller media:OMG OMG THIS PLAYER BUT WHERE WILL HE PLAY, DO WE NEED HIM, WHAT IS HAPPENING
  • Real Madrid/Ancelotti:...
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Do you know what love is? I’ll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray.
― John le Carré

One hour studies.

Go for it

1. The meaning behind my URL

2. A picture of me

3. Why I love my bestfriend

4. Last time I cried and why

5. Piercings I have

6. Favorite Band

7. Biggest turn off(s)

8. Top 5 (insert subject)

9. Tattoos I want

10. Biggest turn on(s)

11. Age

12. Ideas of a perfect date

13. Life goal(s)

14. Piercings I want

15. Relationship status

16. Favorite movie

17. A fact about my life

18. Phobia

19. Middle name

20. Anything you want to ask

most accurate traits of the signs

Aries: expressive af

Taurus: lowkey af

Gemini: changeable af

Cancer: whiny af

Leo: self-centered af

Virgo: opinionated af

Libra: indecisive af

Scorpio: outspoken af

Sagittarius: careless af

Capricorn: detached af

Aquarius: inconsistent af

Pisces: selfless af

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