Truth About the Zodiac Signs (Must Read!)

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn.

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zodiac signs as dark quotes

*note- this was requested and I liked the idea of using “dark” quotes for the signs. also, I didn’t include the source of these quotes because I know the source of most, just not all.

aries- “here in the forest, dark and deep, I offer you, eternal sleep.”

taurus- “don’t get too close, it’s dark inside, it’s where my demons hide,”

gemini- “everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”

cancer- “it’s scary what a smile can hide.”

leo- “the scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls…”

virgo- “death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.”

libra- “stars can’t shine without darkness.”

scorpio- “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”

sagittarius- “black is such a happy color.”

capricorn- “I am not like other people. I am burning in hell. the hell of myself.”

aquarius- “monsters are real, ghosts are too. they live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”

pisces- “I keep it all inside because i’d rather the pain destroy me, than everyone else.”

zodiac signs as minor greek gods/goddesses

*note- this is just according to the signs’ traits/personalities :)

aries- nike (goddess of victory and triumph)

taurus- persephone (goddess of springtime and queen of the underworld)

gemini- hestia (goddess of family, hearth, and home)

cancer- iris (goddess of rainbows and the lady of messages)

leo- muses (goddess of song, patrons and arts)

virgo- nemesis (goddess of justice, and revenge)

libra- hecate (goddess and titaness of magic and ghosts, the dark side of the moon)

scorpio- eros (god of love and sexual desire)

sagittarius- tyche (goddess of luck, chance and fortune)

capricorn- thanatos (god of non-violent death)

aquarius- khione (goddess of snow and lady of the cold)

pisces- hypnos (god of sleep)

the signs as cat valentine quotes
  • aries:"one time, i ate a hamburger and then like an hour later i started sneezing, but i don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger"
  • taurus:"one time, when i was 7, i was at the beach and i made a sandcastle and i called it 'Cat's Castle'. true story"
  • gemini:"my hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems"
  • cancer:"what's the deal with raisin bran? is it raisins? is it bran? i wanna know!"
  • leo:"what's that supposed to mean?!"
  • virgo:"hey, you'd better come help jade. she can't get her boobs in the hamburger"
  • libra:"one time when i was eating french toast at a restaurant, i started laughing and then i started choking, so the lady who ran the restaurant made me leave"
  • scorpio:"is it true that sweat and pee are like... cousins?"
  • sagittarious:"i like Japan, except my brother got stabbed there once, he’s better now... are buffalo nuggets spicy?”
  • capricorn:"i get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. Seriously, i think he ate my charm bracelet"
  • aquarius:"i like to yodel. i usually do it at home, but sometimes i do it at the grocery store. everyone stares"
  • pisces:"sometimes when i look out of my window, a random feather just falls from the sky. i wonder if there's a balding bird up there somewhere"
What Leo Thinks About The Signs:

Aries: You’re just fucking crazy, calm the fuck down, there’s time for everything, chill.
Taurus : Life sucks, stop complaining about it and grow up, the worst is yet to come.
Gemini: YOU’RE A FAKE MOTHERFUCKER, make up your fucking mind and choose your side, or you’re gonna die alone.
cancer: You play with the emotions of people to get whatever you want. (Karma will fuck you)
Leo: Dude, I know you’ve got pride issues and everything, but some things are worth it, you know?
Virgo: Stop analyzing how fucked up everything is, and instead, focus on the small details that make you happy, life is not that horrible.
libra: Dude you’re nice, you keep everything in balance, I think you’re the only sign I could never hate.
Sagittarius : Your mood and feelings change like the seasons, make up your fucking mind, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
Scorpio: We all know it, you’re perfect, so stop contradicting it. Being selfish is in your nature, but remember people might get hurt by your actions, think sixteen times before you act.
Capricorn: See everything from everyone’s point of view, look outside the box. You like it or not, you’re not always right.
Aquarius: You think you’re cool, but you’re not.
Pisces: STOP BEGGING PEOPLE TO PITY YOU, IT’STARTING TO PISS ME OFF