Aries: I CAN DO THIS! I WILL do this! *2 days later* fuxk it. *eats whole chocolate cake whilst laughing like an evil maniac*
Taurus: This will be easy! *2 seconds later* I CAN’T DO THIS! The food is calling me *runs to kitchen and scoffs face*
Gemini: I can adapt to new things. I can get used to all this dieting! *the next day* This is too difficult *runs and cries to friends for support*
Cancer: *whilst crying* I’m doing this for my friends, my family, all the people I love. I am going to make them so happy with all this dieting and that’s all I care about *sniffs and wipes tear away* I’m so hungry… *diets for a year and loses too much weight. Family is disappointed with how much of a health freak Cancer has become*
Leo: I don’t need to diet. I’m amazing *smiles*
Virgo: Okay, I can do this. I will need to make a schedule on when and what I will eat EVERY day. I will make sure I don’t go over 1502.536 calories a day!
Libra: I’m gonna do this *2 mins later* I can’t do this *1 min later* I will do this!! *1 sec later* no I can’t I’m too hungry *10 mins later* Okay fine I’ll diet! *1 min later* no.
Scorpio: Eurgh look at every one else, so skinny and pretty! I am so jealous *thinks for a few minutes and sighs* I’m going to stop eating… I won’t tell anyone though! I’ll wait and see if they notice a difference in me *laughs to self*
Sagittarius: *Diets for a day* WHY DO I LOOK THE SAME STILL?! *Gives up* I don’t need to diet anyways, I look good the way I am! You can either love me or leave me kbye
Capricorn: I can so do this! I will set my goal weight to 50kg! *Diets for years, doesn’t talk to anyone due to being too busy trying to reach goal* *Years later* I’ve done it! I am so proud of myself *cries with happiness, but is a loner*
Aquarius: I am a strong, independent woman/man! If every one else is dieting, I can too! *next day* nah, this is not for me *spontaneously runs away to NASA and becomes an astronaut*
Pisces: To become healthier and to look good for my crush I understand that I need to diet. *Eats healthy food for years and becomes healthier and thinner* I hope I’m good enough for you now *cries a little*