Different Commitments of the Zodiac Signs!

Aries: These people are big flirts when they’re single, but once they find that special someone, they’re committed to that person and that person only. If you’re looking to keep them around, keep the relationship fun and exciting. Don’t develop too many routines.

Taurus: A Taurus is nothing but dedicated. They are sometimes a little too dedicated to someone. They look for a close, honest, and loyal relationship. But

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The signs as Gavin Free insults

Aries - Mungy Smegpot
Taurus - Absolute Sausage
Gemini - Muggy Little Git
Cancer - Douchey Prick
Leo - Bloody Idiot
Virgo - Pissy Little Knob
Libra - Buggy Anus
Scorpio - Toppy Little Spap
Sagittarius - Wallar Mugget
Capricorn - Jammy Bitch
Aquarius - Gumpy Little Geck
Pisces - Biffy Minge

anonymous asked:

signs on a diet ?

Aries: I CAN DO THIS! I WILL do this! *2 days later* fuxk it. *eats whole chocolate cake whilst laughing like an evil maniac*

Taurus: This will be easy! *2 seconds later* I CAN’T DO THIS! The food is calling me *runs to kitchen and scoffs face*

Gemini: I can adapt to new things. I can get used to all this dieting! *the next day* This is too difficult *runs and cries to friends for support*

Cancer: *whilst crying* I’m doing this for my friends, my family, all the people I love. I am going to make them so happy with all this dieting and that’s all I care about *sniffs and wipes tear away* I’m so hungry… *diets for a year and loses too much weight. Family is disappointed with how much of a health freak Cancer has become*

Leo: I don’t need to diet. I’m amazing *smiles*

Virgo: Okay, I can do this. I will need to make a schedule on when and what I will eat EVERY day. I will make sure I don’t go over 1502.536 calories a day!

Libra: I’m gonna do this *2 mins later* I can’t do this *1 min later* I will do this!! *1 sec later* no I can’t I’m too hungry *10 mins later* Okay fine I’ll diet! *1 min later* no.

Scorpio: Eurgh look at every one else, so skinny and pretty! I am so jealous *thinks for a few minutes and sighs* I’m going to stop eating… I won’t tell anyone though! I’ll wait and see if they notice a difference in me *laughs to self*

Sagittarius: *Diets for a day* WHY DO I LOOK THE SAME STILL?! *Gives up* I don’t need to diet anyways, I look good the way I am! You can either love me or leave me kbye

Capricorn: I can so do this! I will set my goal weight to 50kg! *Diets for years, doesn’t talk to anyone due to being too busy trying to reach goal* *Years later* I’ve done it! I am so proud of myself *cries with happiness, but is a loner*

Aquarius: I am a strong, independent woman/man! If every one else is dieting, I can too! *next day* nah, this is not for me *spontaneously runs away to NASA and becomes an astronaut*

Pisces: To become healthier and to look good for my crush I understand that I need to diet. *Eats healthy food for years and becomes healthier and thinner* I hope I’m good enough for you now *cries a little*