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  • Interviewer:Iggy, freestyle for us
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy:I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
  • I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
  • Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
  • My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
  • I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
  • I called him a cunt
  • He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
  • Im crying now, and my face hurts
  • I lay in bed and its really cold
  • A warmth is moving towards me.
  • I feel something touch me
  • Its shrek
  • I am so happy
  • He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
  • He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
  • I'm ready
  • I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
  • He penetrates my butthole
  • It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
  • I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
  • I push against his force
  • I want to please Shrek
  • He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
  • My dad walks in
  • Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
  • Shrek leaves through my window
  • Shrek is love, Shrek is life

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I’m the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re shreking shreked, kiddo.