anonymous said:

Fact of the day... France was still executing by guillotine when star wars came out.

I love google

City with the most Roll Royces per capita: Hong Kong.

The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”

Almonds are a member of the peach family. 😱

Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day

Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book. (Bitch who shoplifts a bible)

More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.

It is forbidden for aircraft to fly over the Taj Mahal.


New York

(I am about 15 minutes into my shift when I notice a woman approach a nearby display with a noticeably large blue bag. She appears to be looking for something specific, so I approach her to offer assistance)

Me: Hello! What can I help you with today?

Customer: Yeah, hi, you can leave me the h*** alone. That would be a lot of help.

(I couldn’t see her face as she spoke, so I thought maybe I had misheard her. When it finally clicked, I stood in place for a few seconds, in shock, because I had never been treated in such a way by a customer, and her attitude was entirely unprovoked. I conclude that she may be a shoplifter, because I couldn’t think of any other reason for her rudeness and clear desire to be left alone. Before I can say anything else, she gets right in my face).

Customer: What? Is there something wrong why you need to keep watching me?

Me: No, ma’am, I was just trying to offer you some assista-

(Before I am able to finish my explanation, she is already walking away from me toward the tool department and flashing her rear end at me. After standing there for a few more seconds trying to process what had just occurred, I go to my manager and breifly explain what had just happened and that I suspect she may steal something. He follows her around the store and keeps an eye on her until she leaves, and then returns to me).

Manager: Well, she didn’t take anything, from what I was able to see… Maybe she was just crazy?

Me: Sundays… That is when they come out…

today at work a dude was caught shoplifting a shitload of jeans and then got away from security and i saw him sprinting out of the store with a huge ass smile on his face he was loving it

some eome one got away with 20k in shoplifting at the mall but they left their bike behind and I bought it off the security officer they gave it too. the bike has a sticker that says “Jesus loves you.” lol

Watch on

in light of recent events i’d like to bring attention to fucking assholes like this guy who get off to tormenting people shoplifting $2-5 items.

this is why you guys NEVER LET ANYONE SEE YOU. NOT EVEN CUSTOMERS. you never know if some fucking asshole is a wannabe cop and will confront you or alert store security. lmfao.

also, guys what are y’all’s tips if someone decides to pull out a camera and tries to intimidate you?

i want to say that it’s best to ignore someone like that and walk away? maybe even drop the items? but if they have you on camera then that’d be a pretty big fucking confession right there x:

what do you guys think?