anonymous said:

if you could say one thing to someone who hurt you, what would u say

My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that’s real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I’m high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I’m on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck ‘em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Because he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and i hit ‘em with the jab like…
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang,
I let him hit it ‘cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I’m on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck ‘em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Because he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like…
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh my God (look at her butt)

My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t…
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

Don’t don’t don’t, my Anaconda don’t…
Don’t want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, “Where my fat ass big bitches in the club?”
Fuck the skinny bitches,
Fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club, fuck you if you skinny bitches. What? Yeah!

Yea. I got a big fat ass. Come on!

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Monique Lamoureux shootout goal

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Tom Hiddleston in TV and Movies 2001-2014

1) The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby - TV Movie Part 1, TV Movie Part 2

2) Conspiracy - Tom Hiddleston in Conspiracy as the Phone Operator

3) Armadillo - Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3

4) The Gathering Storm - Part 1, Part 2, Tom Hiddleston in The Gathering Storm

5) A Waste Of Shame: The Mystery Of Shakespeare And His Sonnets - "A Waste Of Shame" Starring Tom Hiddleston

6) Galápagos - Voice Of Charles Darwin By Tom Hiddleston

7) Victoria Cross Heroes - Tom Hiddleston in Victoria Cross Heroes as Capt. John ‘Jack’ Randle

8) Casualty - The Killing Floor Season 21 Episode 26, Tom Hiddleston In Casualty

9) Suburban Shootout -
Kill Bill 
Botox Rox
Dance Chill
Throw Momma From The Train
Let The Binging Commence
What Do I Hear For Rod Stewart’s Thong?
Nutcracker Suite
8 Inches Uncut
In It For The Wild Life
Fight Club
Daz Is Dead
Bring Me The Head Of Joyce Hazeldine

Tom Hiddleston in Suburban Shootout 

10) Unrelated - Movie Links

11) Miss Austen Regrets - Movie Links

12) Cranford - Cranford Scenes with Tom Hiddleston

13) Wallander -
Sidetracked
Firewall
One Step Behind
Faceless Killers
The Man Who Smiled
The Fifth Woman

14) Archipelago - Trailer, Full Movie Links 

15) Thor - Trailer, Soundtrack MusicThor Full Movie 
Bloopers [1/2] [2/2]
Deleted Scenes [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]

16) Midnight in Paris - Soundtrack MusicTrailer, Meeting Fitzgerald and HemingwayMidnight in Paris Full Movie

17) The Deep Blue Sea - The Deep Blue Sea Full Movie (I must apologise profoundly but it appears that despite telling myself half a million times to change the Deep Blue Sea link, I still forgot to do so. Many apologies!)

18) War Horse - Trailer, Soundtrack, Scenes with Tom Hiddleston [1] [2]Full War Horse Movie
Interviews and On The Set [1] [2] [3] [4]
Behind the Scenes [1] [2] [3]

19) Avengers Assemble - Trailers [1] [2]Full Avengers Assemble Movie
Deleted Scenes and Extras [1] [2] [3] [4] [playlist] [5]
Bloopers [2]

20) Out Of Time - Vimeo Video, Youtube Video

21) The Hollow Crown - Full The Hollow Crown

22) Friend Request Pending - Full Video Short 

23) Robot Chicken - Full Episode Butchered in Burbank, Christmas in Asgard (Tom Hiddleston didn’t do Loki’s voice to this, it just amuses me)

24) Only Lovers Left Alive - Trailer, Interviews [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

25) Exhibition - Tom Hiddleston in Exhibition

26) Out Of Darkness - Trailer

27) Thor The Dark World - Trailer, Complete B-RollThor The Dark World Full Movie 
Bloopers [1] [2] [3] [4]
Deleted Scenes [1] [2] [3] [4]
Featurette

28) Coriolanus - Trailer[1] [2] [3]

29) Tinker Bell and The Pirate Fairy - Trailer

30) Muppets Most Wanted - Teaser, Super Bowl Trailer, Official Trailer

Best Of Tom Hiddleston:

Tom Hiddleston On Chatty Man
Thor The Dark World Premiere Interwiew
Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr [2]
Tom Hiddleston Dancing
Tom Hiddleston Doing Impressions
Loki at Comic-Con
Tom Hiddleston’s Funniest Moments
Who’s Better: Thor or Loki?
Funniest Tom Hiddleston Moments
Loki’d
Loki’d: Return of Steve
Slumber Party
Impressions of Other Actors as Loki
Samuel L Jackson Impression
Benedict and Tom War Horse Interview
Dance Off
Interview Prank and Bonus

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