• Corrupted Shining Armor
  • Performed by Wild Card

[ Sweet Cream and I were bouncing around the popular fanon idea of Shining Armor being corrupted by King Sombra, so she drew up a lovely picture(go follow her!) and I provided some voice over. Needed to post something here anyway.]

[ Just a ‘what if’ monologue of Shining Armor post-corruption, after he’s fully given in to Sombra’s influence and taken over his role as a ruthless tyrant. I didn’t give him as much ‘surfer voice’ in this since this is considerably darker than his canon self, SO YEAH. Thanks for listening! ]


During this wonderful person’s stream, Shining kept saying “we should kiss” to a few characters. One of them being Big Mac, and that one happened more than once, if I remember correctly. Being bored and watching others stream their art, I decided to whip this piece up. And before you ask, yes, Big Mac and Shining are drunk.

(I’ve never drawn things making out before, so I’m sure something’s off.)

Dedicated to the best group of VAs and friends a guy could ask for. You guys seriously make this little hobby of mine become one of the funnest things I’ve ever done.

Watch on shiningarmorreports.tumblr.com

Mod: ‘EY, GUESS WHAT. The new Friendship is Witchcraft episode is out. :>

A couple months of hard work that really paid off! If you didn’t already know, I voice Shining Armor/Francis Sparkle for this ep, both vocal and singing portions.

Keep in mind, this interpretation of Shining Armor is meant to be a bit more ‘out there’ and goofy in comparison to his canon self and what I do on this blog. Because of that, I was asked to make his voice much more surfer-like to make fun of the ‘gnarliness’ Andrew Francis uses for the character.

Anyway! This was a fantastic project to work on, and big props to Griff and Jenny for bringing us such an awesome parody and working themselves to the bone on it. They bust their asses to entertain you guys. Trust me!

Watch on shiningarmorreports.tumblr.com

Mod: So, here’s the first one we did. A reading of that Equestria Girls comic by crimsonbugeye that’s been circulating. I read Brad for this while EileMonty did Twilight, and she was awesome as always.

I don’t sound a thing like Brad, so I just kind of winged it. I basically did Shining Armor without a surfer tone and a slightly higher pitch. MY RANGE IS AWFUL. \o/ Fun to do though. Enjoy. The Shining Armor and Cadance comic is coming later.

  • Listen

Shining Armor Super Anime Attack Bear is Driving GO!

Mod : Shining Armor , beaten up and war-torn, squares off with Chrysalis and her Changeling hive in a dramatic last stand! Complete with anime-typical dialogue and an over the top final attack.

I felt I needed to post at least SOMETHING amusing here to provide some fleeting entertainment, so I did this. I grew out of my anime phase a long time ago, but Shining Armor screams typical bishi hero. The voice; the look; the personality…it’s all there! I’ve had this idea in my head for awhile now, and finally acted on it. It was fun practice! I actually wanted to be at this point in my own story by now, but, such is life. Hope you enjoy.


Picture is by the precious bab, asksweetcream .

Music is from the original japanese version of Yu-Gi-Oh.

I drew this for you I hope you like it, I’m a female thirteen brony and this is my…okay art! Signed, Kittilot


Mod: Oh man this is perfect! The skateboard; the corndog ( THE CORNDOG CUTIE MARK ) ; the microphone. Why is he so angry though? Does someone not know he likes corndogs?

This is great, though. Thanks so much. <3 I really had a lot of fun voicing Francis.

  • Listen

Chapter 1 - Pains of the Past

Cast :

Princess Cadence - Ogatamon

Shining Armor - Shining Armor Reports



(( I have no pic for this audio post, so have a default one of Shining and Cadence. Woo! ))

(( So yes, the first Chapter of the actual -story- of this blog. A dinner gone awry; is Shining Armor having trouble letting things go? What kind of wedge will this create in his relationship with Princess Cadence? And what sort of plan does he have for those who attempted to sabotage his Wedding? ))

(( Major kudos to the lovely Ogatamon as the voice of Princess Cadence. She did a spectacular job, and deserves so much praise! A fellow voice actor , she’s well known for dubbing Japanese episodes of My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic and being a fantastic VA in general. You can find her Youtube and tumblr by clicking here, and here. ))

Please Read

Mod: Some unpleasant news.

One of my good friends, Nifty, who is the voice of Big Macintosh for my streams and his own audio productions, was involved in an accident that involved some severe damage to his throat; lungs; and vocal cords. Some surgery was required and he is now recovering, and in several weeks will be going through vocal therapy. For a voice actor, you can understand that this is pure Hell. We’re not yet sure what the end result of this will be, but we’re pulling for him and wishing him a swift rehabilitation.

Nifty is a generous; talented; kind-hearted person, and a very good friend. He’s in high spirits, but I would really appreciate it if you guys would go and wish him the best. I think he really needs some love right now.

His tumblr is HERE

- Wild Card / Shining Mod

  • Listen

C-Captain Aquilinus?

Yeah, I know of him! He’s only the bravest, coolest stallion that I’ve ever heard of! He’s my hero!

Ah..hah, sorry about that. The Legend of Captain Aquilinus is well known to me. He was my colthood idol, and one of the reasons I wanted to become a guard in the first place. Call it hero-worship if you want, but the stories my dad told me about him have always stuck with me in one way or another.

I mean, come on! The guy fought dragons, gryphons, outlaws and bandits, and I heard he wasn’t too shabby with the fillies either. How could you not admire a stallion with that kind of reputation? Aquilinus was fearless and brave…though I heard a couple of tales that stated he was deathly afraid of this one castle chef. Can’t be true though. No way.

Sadly…he’s only a storybook character. I’d like to think I’ve outgrown such things since then, but if Aquilinus ever existed, I would shake that stallion’s hoof -hard-…and probably ramble like an idiot about how amazing he is.

Aw, geeze. I think I’m blushing. Can we just consider these questions done? I’ve gotta get back to my station.

(( For those who don’t know, Aquilinus ( http://askaquilinus.tumblr.com/ ) is a Captain of the Guard OC that was around a long time before Shining Armor was even announced to the public. The guy meticulously built his tumblr around awesome world-building , and he was one of the people that inspired me to make my WildCard tumblr. ))

(( He’s a good friend of mine, and out of respect for him, my Shining Armor doesn’t exist in the same universe as his Captain character. Instead, he’s a tale of legend and heroics, as you can see. ))

(( Art in BG of pic is done by : asksweetcream.tumblr.com ))

  • Listen

Ah…Cadance. If I could only begin to describe what it was like the first time I set my eyes on her.

You know when you feel the warm, morning rays of the sun hit you after a good night’s sleep? Or, that burst of excitement when scrambling to open a present on Hearth’s Warming? It was every good feeling in the world touching you at once, and though it felt a bit frightening at first it was also…instinctual, like it was meant to be.

I would fight hoof and horn for her, any day and every day. Though I raise my banner for all of Equestria; my family; my friends…Cadance gives me the support to keep that banner high, whether my muscles strain against the burden of the world or not.

I love you , Princess Cadance. Through rain or shine, life or death, I will always come back to you.

(( Starting to get the hang of this, bit by bit. Will keep practicing~ ))