#@#@# there are days like these
That are full of gawkers.
The shimokitazawa festival was under way.
I’m not curry-oius.
In fact, I have no images to share.
Why join into the origamism if you can just be symbiotic with it?
The fashion twats were all out in force.
Roving, posing, waiting for a fashion blog to pick up on their awesome style.
It all BORES me. Said Das i
Well, you have contractual obligations to do the WORK. Said the suit.
But I don’t want to! 嫌だ！！
See? Humans are wearing their hearts on their sleeve. This is too easy. If I go out there, and do my thing…
Like a pandemic of laughter?
Man, I ain’t doing nothing yet!
Just you wait!
The translator sat at his favorite cafe in shimokitazawa.
I’m not gonna BUY into this CURRYosity!
The subliminal waves were affecting el hybrïdo’s thought waves.
Just force people to take it by offering it for free!
You can’t say no to FREE!!
You are contractually obligated to receive when handed a tissue.
Have a seat.
No. I just stand here. Said el hybrïdo.
That lurking shape hovering above me causes un-eaze.
But I just stand.
Ok, if you’re gonna stand, then you should hand out flyers.
For what? I have no ideas! I’m a fucking ハーフ
There’s no monk here. Said the translator.
You really a translator? It sounds like you’re making up stories.
Did I tell you the story of Das i?
Yea. Heard it. Boring.
The bored and desperate j-rones wandered aimlessly on the streets of shimokitazawa. They were so bored they walked up to the translator.
You are not from here!
Um, are you BUY CURRYous?
I am curious.
Why wouldja be CURRYous about me? Lemme guess, you have never really met one have you?
No no I meet lots foreigners.
Obviously not enough if you are using that word.
Ok, lets have this same conversation, but this time in english ok?
And they had the same conversation.
That word right there!
That offensive word!
So you really can’t see how racist you are can you?
The japanese dudes continued to hand out flyers for a fucking curry “festival” all the while in black face.
Ya. Black face is hip.
And funny too!
I’d say that curry is the shit!
Yo now, you don’t be makin no fun of me now? Asked the japanese dude.
The translator sat under clouds. Floating puffy white clouds.
I think I see a plate of curry.