I would make the worst Bro-daddy in existence.

Casually throwing babby Dave up and down like nobody’s business. Shimeji babby Dave is like a cat. Always gracefully landing on his tiny baby feet.


It doesn’t help that I throw him around to see how many times I can catch him before he reaches the ground.


If anyone were to be here with me right now.

Or somewhere close all they would hear is.

“Dave get down from there– oh shit.”

“God damnit what are you doing now.”


“.. Awh you’re cute. Now get off from the window before you toss it or something.”