shark week!

anonymous asked:

I need a euphemism for periods I can use when talking to teachers/other adults that aren't gendered. Like I don't want to say that I'm having "lady issues" or things like that because I'm not a lady. Do you know of any common euphemisms for periods that I can use? like in a semi-public setting like a classroom, if I need to ask to go to the bathroom because of it but I don't actually want to say period but I also don't want to use a gendered euphemism

Fox says:

I say “it’s a personal and immediate matter”– nobody will question that. They might assume you’ve got the ol’ bun runs, but that’s not a big deal in comparison.

It’s my time of the month, it’s shark week, I’ve been plagued by the crimson curse, called to war on the Australian battlefield (because “down under” LOL)…I dunno. :x

#menstruation

anonymous asked:

Period Story: So, I'm a transboy, and once in class I had to run to the bathroom to save myself because my Uterus was all "Hey-o!" and I'm like "FrickFrickFrick FRICK" and when I ran into the girls bathroom, I was freaking out because I didn't have any shark week stuff with me and I was literally so DONE with female anatomy, and even though I'm out at school, this girl I recognized from class just slipped me something under the stall and was like "Don't worry about it, I got your back"

Aw good GOOD

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On September 20th Coheed and Cambria’s major label debut will turn 10 years old. In celebration, I’ve picked it for this week’s Album of the Week! Make sure to lend an ear to Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness this week!

Here’s a Spotify playlist including all of our Albums of the Week to date, with the exception of Cage’s Hell’s Winter, Porcupine Tree’s The Sky Moves Sideways, and King Crimson’s THRAK (they’re not in Spotify’s library).

A new album is announced every Wednesday night during the Neeshcast between 7-11pm Central on Radio Xenu.