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prettychillsoldier asked:

from the makers of jurassic park and that movie with jesus in it.... MEME COP: 2 FAST 2 BLARTIOUS "oscar performance.." -jean shallot "i only said that cause i'm getting paid fat stacks"- jean shallot again "what"-everyone watching this movie

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