Pies & Prejudice
A modern day adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic novel, featuring: Lizzy!Dean, Darcy!Castiel, and a side order of pie!
written by LinoResearch, and illustrated byCasdasgay
as part of the Dean/Castiel Big Bang, 2013.
To lighten the mood a bit after this hectic and dramatic week, let’s take a look at One Direction and their appearance on Sesame Street, which I personally think is pretty funny and has a lot going on. Scroll and be amazed.
We have a very peppy and colour-coordinated 1D singing about the letter U. Autotuned and energetic, nothing to see here you say, right? WRONG.
First of all we have a cross-dressing relative of Oscar the grouch:
‘U for unique, that’s a unique gown’
Louis looks puzzled af.
Tell me that is NOT Oscar in drag. It’s awesome is what it is.
Next we have an example of Louis stealing a glance at Harry, when all the other boys are looking at the letter Louis is like NOPE IMMA LOOK PAST IT TO MY BOY HARRY:
Which I HIGHLY SUSPECT caused Louis’ general crotch area to go from //^\ to //U\ (notice the U haha but seriously) because soon after we see THIS LOOK on his face and LOOK AT THE FISH. THEY KNOW WHAT’S UP… literally:
Next Zayn can’t help but notice the under-clothes situation…
Harry can’t help steal a glance of his own a bit later on:
Zayn is also still eyeing that bulge like ‘Dude this is for children… I hope to god the puppets are hiding that like I HAD TO HIDE THAT NOT-AT-ALL-SUBTLE ARM BRUSH you guys did on that interview that one time *mutters* … ‘
IF YOU HAVE STUCK WITH ME UNTIL THE VERY END
YOU WILL SEE THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE VIDEO AND WHY LOUIS TOMLINSON DESERVES AN AWARD FOR COMEDY.
At the end of the video all the bizarre U-themed puppets return to dance for the chorus and the unicorn dressed as a clown shows up.
HE SEES IT COMING:
And smiles that insanely hot mischievous grin he does.
AND THEN HE DOES THIS
Yes, this really happened. I’d say it’s right up there with the time he thought he was off-screen and grabbed that potted plant to make Harry blush/laugh.
Louis you are amazing. Not only did you sing on Sesame Street but you did this too.
So there you have it folks. I hope you enjoyed this colourful and funny journey through their WMYB U song from Sesame Street… including Oscar the Grouch in drag, some scandalised fish, Larry glances, and most of all Louis jerking off a unicorn horn on television.
I don’t know that this joke is going to make much sense if you haven’t read Hawkeye #15. I’m not promising anything comprehension-wise if you have read it, but you’ll understand why my heart needed a break, so.
Fanfiction John:omg sherlock ilysm you are beautiful with your pale face and lucious lips and fluffy hair and fabulous cheekbones and long legs and boney feet and sexy leg hair and gorgeous ear lobes seriously i love you lets ride unicorns.
The rhinoceros is a magnificent and amazing animal just the way God made it. And this one is a cute li'l rhino too. Look at it. D'awww.
The unicorn, on the other hand, is a fantasy horse that doesn’t exist. Somebody said, “Wouldn’t it be cool if a horse had a horn?” and drew a picture, and that was that. There’s no such thing.
So this poor rhino is beating itself up, working itself into a frenzy. trying to attain an ideal that’s completely impossible, a nothing, a fantasy, even though it’s already cute and amazing– but that’s somehow a good thing because you should “follow your dreams."
That’s not a dream. Unless by "dream” you mean “something that makes you feel bad about yourself.” Nobody can become a fantasy horse, because they don’t even freaking exist. It’s impossible.
If you get caught up in comparing yourself to something that isn’t real, you’ll miss how special you already are.
How about this instead: Always follow your dreams, as long as they involve you being yourself. Because you’re already unique and wonderful and special. Even if you’re not a nonexistent fantasy horse.