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♡༚˳⁺⁎WELCOME TO THE ISLAND OF MUTUAL KILLING⁎⁺˳♡

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Pies & Prejudice A modern day adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic novel, featuring: Lizzy!Dean, Darcy!Castiel, and a side order of pie! written by LinoResearch, and illustrated by Casdasgay as part of the Dean/Castiel Big Bang, 2013.  Coming soon!

IMAGINE JAPANESE MERMAIDS WITH BODIES SHAPED LIKE KOI FISH

IMAGINE  DRAGONS WITH BODIES COLOURED LIKE MEXICAN GLASS BEADS

IMAGINE DARK UNICORNS WITH BIOLUMINESCENT  HAIR

IMAGINE FAIRIES FROM AFRICAN DESERTS THAT LIVE IN TUNNELS IN THE SAND AND TREE VILLAGES IN THE FORESTS

IMAGINE SIRENS WITH CURVY BODIES THAT BARELY HOLD THE STRENGTH OF THEIR VOICES

IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT HUNT LIKE ANGLERFISH WITH SCALES HARD LIKE DIAMOND

IMAGINE ELVES WITH COLOURED SKIN AND HAIR THAT GREW IN THICK WILD CURLS

IMAGINE DRAGONS THAT BREATHE BLUE FIRE AND HIBERNATE IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE

IMAGINE UNICORNS WITH SKIN SOFT LIKE GRASS AND WOODEN HORNS AND RUN THROUGH ICELANDIC FORESTS

IMAGINE ELVES WITH DARK SKIN AND ROUND BODIES AND BAD AT WEAPONRY

IMAGINE FAIRES FROM INDIA GETTING MARRIED IN FULL TRADITIONAL  SAREES WITH HENNA TATTOOS

IMAGINE DRAGONS WITH FEATHERED WINGS AND PERUVIAN PATTERNED SCALES

IMAGINE UNICORNS WITH CURVED HORNS AND COLOURED MANES THAT RAN WILD ACROSS DUSTY PLAINS

IMAGINE DRAGONS WITH USELESS WINGS AND MOVED LIKE SNAKES ACROSS THE LAND AND SEA

IMAGINE SLENDER DWARFS WITH THICK HORNS GROWING FROM THEIR SKULLS

IMAGINE FAIRES HUNTING BUFFALO WITH NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS

IMAGINE UNICORNS WITH SPECKLED FUR AND HAIR THICK LIKE WIRE

IMAGINE UNCONVENTIONAL MYTHICAL CREATURES 

Sketch Dailies: Unicorn

I actually drew The Last Unicorn for the 30 Day Challenge as well  but I seriously couldn’t help myself. I love that animation. 

“You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints.”

To lighten the mood a bit after this hectic and dramatic week, let’s take a look at One Direction and their appearance on Sesame Street, which I personally think is pretty funny and has a lot going on. Scroll and be amazed.

We have a very peppy and colour-coordinated 1D singing about the letter U. Autotuned and energetic, nothing to see here you say, right? WRONG.

First of all we have a cross-dressing relative of Oscar the grouch: 

‘U for unique, that’s a unique gown’

Louis looks puzzled af.

Tell me that is NOT Oscar in drag. It’s awesome is what it is.

Next we have an example of Louis stealing a glance at Harry, when all the other boys are looking at the letter Louis is like NOPE IMMA LOOK PAST IT TO MY BOY HARRY:

Which I HIGHLY SUSPECT caused Louis’ general crotch area to go from //^\ to //U\ (notice the U haha but seriously) because soon after we see THIS LOOK on his face and LOOK AT THE FISH. THEY KNOW WHAT’S UP… literally:

Next Zayn can’t help but notice the under-clothes situation…

Harry can’t help steal a glance of his own a bit later on:

Zayn is also still eyeing that bulge like ‘Dude this is for children… I hope to god the puppets are hiding that like I HAD TO HIDE THAT NOT-AT-ALL-SUBTLE ARM BRUSH you guys did on that interview that one time *mutters* … ‘

AND NOW

IF YOU HAVE STUCK WITH ME UNTIL THE VERY END

YOU WILL SEE THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE VIDEO AND WHY LOUIS TOMLINSON DESERVES AN AWARD FOR COMEDY.

At the end of the video all the bizarre U-themed puppets return to dance for the chorus and the unicorn dressed as a clown shows up. 

HE SEES IT COMING:

And smiles that insanely hot mischievous grin he does.

AND THEN HE DOES THIS

Yes, this really happened. I’d say it’s right up there with the time he thought he was off-screen and grabbed that potted plant to make Harry blush/laugh. 

Louis you are amazing. Not only did you sing on Sesame Street but you did this too. 

So there you have it folks. I hope you enjoyed this colourful and funny journey through their WMYB U song from Sesame Street… including Oscar the Grouch in drag, some scandalised fish, Larry glances, and most of all Louis jerking off a unicorn horn on television. 

Thanks for scrolling. The End [ watch here xx ]

barneybarton played QUIXOTIC for 82 points

*sluuuuurrrrrrrrppp*

I don’t know that this joke is going to make much sense if you haven’t read Hawkeye #15.  I’m not promising anything comprehension-wise if you have read it, but you’ll understand why my heart needed a break, so.

The Difference
  • Fanfiction John:omg sherlock ilysm you are beautiful with your pale face and lucious lips and fluffy hair and fabulous cheekbones and long legs and boney feet and sexy leg hair and gorgeous ear lobes seriously i love you lets ride unicorns.
  • Canon John:sherlock you git.

No, no, no. 

How many things are wrong with this picture?

The rhinoceros is a magnificent and amazing animal just the way God made it. And this one is a cute li'l rhino too. Look at it. D'awww.

The unicorn, on the other hand, is a fantasy horse that doesn’t exist. Somebody said, “Wouldn’t it be cool if a horse had a horn?” and drew a picture, and that was that. There’s no such thing.

So this poor rhino is beating itself up, working itself into a frenzy. trying to attain an ideal that’s completely impossible, a nothing, a fantasy, even though it’s already cute and amazing– but that’s somehow a good thing because you should “follow your dreams." 

That’s not a dream. Unless by "dream” you mean “something that makes you feel bad about yourself.” Nobody can become a fantasy horse, because they don’t even freaking exist. It’s impossible. 

If you get caught up in comparing yourself to something that isn’t real, you’ll miss how special you already are.

How about this instead: Always follow your dreams, as long as they involve you being yourself. Because you’re already unique and wonderful and special. Even if you’re not a nonexistent fantasy horse.

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Right in Front of Us

“We all came to this village because we were searching for something missing from our lives.  Now, it seems it was in front of us all along.  It’s us.”

I christen this, the first ship of the new season, PartyBelle!  Long may it sail!
After all, what’s a baker without a party planner?

Seriously, look at these adorable unicorn cuties!

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