Not so Picture Perfect

I never pictured my senior year like this. I never thought my last year of high school, the culmination of my education, would be flooded with all this emotional damage. They always say, “Enjoy your senior year, it’s the best time of your life!” Well, if this year is any representation of the highest point in my life, I’m in for a really shitty existence. What’s most frustrating is that I don’t know how to change it, I don’t know where I’m supposed to go from here. I have no one; to feel alone is one thing, but actually being alone is so much more heart breaking. My senior year isn’t turning out at all how I pictured it. When I’m old and grey, I don’t want to look back on my senior year and have only memories of what hurt me. I want to remember the good times, I want to remember That Boy, I just want to remember…

5 Minutes Late For First Class

Five minutes late for class? What’s the point of even going? If you’re a Lazy College Senior, you may as well skip class for the entire day and try again tomorrow!

Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That

Homework? As Sweet Brown would say, “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” Life’s too short. Why waste it doing something as annoying as homework?