Every now and then, a true gem appears.

Okay, really? There are so many things painfully wrong with this message. First of all, PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER. USE IT. Second, don’t begin with the negatives. You’re supposed to leave that for after you get to know each other.

Also, what is a “faze” because I’m pretty sure you mean “phase.” Also, the “I am not much to look at” isn’t a good idea. It is good to know you’re looking for something REAL and something SEARIOUS. I love 100% USDA-certified Organic beef, seared. Seariously.

Now, the really sad part of this is that you copy and paste this and send it to multiple women. This big long piece of crap was an icebreaker? You could sink the Titanic with the amount of ice that has formed as a result of this message. Cool, you own a business and make more than minimum wage! Congrats, would you like a medal?

Even if there is another message and it DOES have proper grammar, what’s the point? Why can’t this one? At this point, I just pity the dude. I didn’t even bother looking at his profile. I can’t imagine the fuel I’d find for my need to be an asshole.

OH WAIT. HE SENT A FOLLOW-UP MESSAGE. It’s remarkably offensive and thoroughly disgusting. What an asshat. What a tool.

I value the people around me more than myself.

I look out for the people around me more than myself.

I am harder on myself more than anyone could possibly be.

Im more scared of a loved one putting them selfs in a situation that can jepordies their well-being then I would myself.

I fear lossing a loved one more than I do myself.

all these thoughts keep me up at night, then wake me up at sunrise.


ok  im getting sick of hearing about this fucken cyclone! 

personal I don’t see what the big deal is with it,  we’ve had  worse storms in the past , and  under worse conditions  too I might ad!

here’s the latest update and what it MAY mean for me here .

  snynoptic charts show that the storm  is  at present a cat3 , 
and it is predicted to  make land fall sometime  between 12 midnight and 1am.
it is predicted to  do so  some where in the vicinity of Rockhampton. 
where at this time it MAY be  up graded to a cat 4,  with  damaging high winds,  etc.     then  it is said to make its way   south  as far as  Brisbane, 

I think tho , it will still be a searious storm by the time it dose get to me,  *( approximately 4 hrs on road distance from Rockhampton)   the storm will have lost  some of its power. 

we will still get the fuck tone of rain , potential flash flooding and   possible power outages but  I think it’s in no way going to be as  dramatic as what people are making it out to be!

the primary difference between this storm, and the ones of 2011 and 2012 respectively , is that unlike in  11 and 12  we have  NOT had the weeks of constant rain that  over saturated the ground , contributing to the major flooding events.     I’m not  denying that this will be a bad storm,   but  I do think people are  going a more than a little batty over it. 

now   back to my   quote unquote “disaster plan”  
- we are on high ground   so we are at minimum risk in the event of a flood.
- everything has been secured.  and provisions are in place. 

at the time  the storm dose   hit us , I will be shutting down  the laptop and  refraining from using my phone to reserve battery life ,

as even  in minor thunder stroms , because of the  location that we are in ,  power takes a  long time to be restored, if multiple lines are down  we could potentially  be with out power for  a day or  more.    

phone lines / internet may also be out  depending on what  gets damaged by the storm. 

so if you don’t hear from me for a while  this is why’ 

im not  worried about this  in the slightest ,
if anything im pissed off at every one else for acting so  stupid about it. 
being prepared is one thing … but this is nuts 

jackofcancer asked:

Let's just say fuck it, team up together, and take over the universe.

hahahahaha u searious
what happened to u jack thought u hated me oar somefin