Every now and then, a true gem appears.

Okay, really? There are so many things painfully wrong with this message. First of all, PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER. USE IT. Second, don’t begin with the negatives. You’re supposed to leave that for after you get to know each other.

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Also, what is a “faze” because I’m pretty sure you mean “phase.” Also, the “I am not much to look at” isn’t a good idea. It is good to know you’re looking for something REAL and something SEARIOUS. I love 100% USDA-certified Organic beef, seared. Seariously.

Now, the really sad part of this is that you copy and paste this and send it to multiple women. This big long piece of crap was an icebreaker? You could sink the Titanic with the amount of ice that has formed as a result of this message. Cool, you own a business and make more than minimum wage! Congrats, would you like a medal?

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Even if there is another message and it DOES have proper grammar, what’s the point? Why can’t this one? At this point, I just pity the dude. I didn’t even bother looking at his profile. I can’t imagine the fuel I’d find for my need to be an asshole.

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OH WAIT. HE SENT A FOLLOW-UP MESSAGE. It’s remarkably offensive and thoroughly disgusting. What an asshat. What a tool.

I value the people around me more than myself.

I look out for the people around me more than myself.

I am harder on myself more than anyone could possibly be.

Im more scared of a loved one putting them selfs in a situation that can jepordies their well-being then I would myself.

I fear lossing a loved one more than I do myself.

all these thoughts keep me up at night, then wake me up at sunrise.

anonymous said:

I'm searious. Someone with so good music taste must be a great person.

You think so?

I’m not a great person, but yeah, I listen to good music or whatever.

Thank you!

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