Every now and then, a true gem appears.

Okay, really? There are so many things painfully wrong with this message. First of all, PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER. USE IT. Second, don’t begin with the negatives. You’re supposed to leave that for after you get to know each other.

Also, what is a “faze” because I’m pretty sure you mean “phase.” Also, the “I am not much to look at” isn’t a good idea. It is good to know you’re looking for something REAL and something SEARIOUS. I love 100% USDA-certified Organic beef, seared. Seariously.

Now, the really sad part of this is that you copy and paste this and send it to multiple women. This big long piece of crap was an icebreaker? You could sink the Titanic with the amount of ice that has formed as a result of this message. Cool, you own a business and make more than minimum wage! Congrats, would you like a medal?

Even if there is another message and it DOES have proper grammar, what’s the point? Why can’t this one? At this point, I just pity the dude. I didn’t even bother looking at his profile. I can’t imagine the fuel I’d find for my need to be an asshole.

OH WAIT. HE SENT A FOLLOW-UP MESSAGE. It’s remarkably offensive and thoroughly disgusting. What an asshat. What a tool.

I value the people around me more than myself.

I look out for the people around me more than myself.

I am harder on myself more than anyone could possibly be.

Im more scared of a loved one putting them selfs in a situation that can jepordies their well-being then I would myself.

I fear lossing a loved one more than I do myself.

all these thoughts keep me up at night, then wake me up at sunrise.

tyrantcrown asked:

dude im searious here i reely wonder if cods r possessive i mean gods agh waterever its a serious issue in my mind rn yknow

"gods are possessive. Hence why there is only one." the rest are dead


Just finished my other page owo/ It was fun to make…but it searious took alot more time then the last one…idfk how xD

I know there are mistakes just don´t hate me for that o3o

if any of y who actully likes it, I would maybe to requests c: I know I´m bad tho…Just gimme a chance to improve >w< I was coloring Kou and it looked so creepy ono u can see that on the other pic XD IDFK what happend to Yui´s eyes XD

Also sorry for my bad english XD

- Mew-Chan

fluffynneret asked:

Jus7 f8r 78nigh7 7.3

You rise an eyebrow and look at her in confusion. Conflicted feelings inside you, making you take a moment to actually say something

u searious

here take this paragraph of fish puns i found while mass deleting old posts:

I’m not shore I know anemone (many) but let’s sea what I have, shell we? I trout that you and all the buoys and gills out there will use these wisely. I’m not saying that you dolphinitely shouldn’t go ahead (remember, anyfin is possible), but you should make shore that you don’t go overboard. Whale, that’s pretty much all the fish puns I know. Just squidding, I wasn’t being searious. Okay, that’s reely all the fish puns I know. If you can think of anymore, let minnow. (I should probably seize this opportunaty and squiddadle, after all, I’m not an ofishal)