Okay, I know hearing other people’s dreams isn’t always the most exciting thing in the world, but the shit that went down in my brain last night has to be written down because…well…
There was this town out in the desert that had a lot of problems, so myself and a few others went there to see what was up.
First, there was this band of women who were attacking anyone that went under a certain bridge. They attacked me twice, and I managed to survive both encounters. (I don’t know why I went under the bridge a SECOND time after seeing what happened the first time.) They used some kind of poisoned knives and ice picks to bring down their victims. First time, I think I just ran. The second time, I was almost stabbed by a knife, then grabbed my attacker’s ice pick and stabbed her in the finger.
Then, okay—and this is where shit gets stupid—we found out that geth were infiltrating the town’s high school prom. Our team had to attend the prom, so we all dressed up and found dates. Then, we started killing geth, but we didn’t want to scare people, so we had to break the geth apart and hide all of the pieces of the bodies. One of them was broken apart in a bathroom and flushed down a toilet. However, the main head lamp piece didn’t fit down the toilet, and none of us wanted to grab it back out of the toilet since we were all in our prom outfits, so we just left it there.
Then, we had to stay the night in the gym or wherever the prom was to make sure everything was okay. We all got into sleeping bags, but there weren’t enough for the whole team. So, I had to share a sleeping bag with Kaidan and his moe body pillow. The last thing I said in the dream before waking up was, “Well, I hope you two are good cuddlers.”
What the fuck.