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HEYO I did the accent challenge! I was tagged by i-am-the-lordofthebears. This is like my 8th attempt bc i talk for too long and I think I finally squished it down to be tumblr-acceptable. So yeah, enjoy my face moving around to make sounds, very exciting (pls excuse the hair it is getting too big for its own good). If it doesn’t work (which i suspect it won’t), the audio version is here: http://vocaroo.com/i/s03LFOY7949z I have like absolutely no idea who to tag but if you wanna do this then I have tagged you. <3

EDIT: i def tag crazycatviking, kthatisbullshit and nykoload. I dont care if you have done it before DO IT DOOIIIT

Questions:
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

“you’re a sadist?”

“i’m a dominant”

….OH GOD.

“what does that mean?”

“it means i want you to willingly surrender yourself to me.”

STOP FRIGHTENING THE POOR VANILLA GIRL

“why would i do that?”

LOOK AT HOW VANILLA SHE IS, LOOK AT THE POOR BUN

“to please me”

NO

“to please you? how?”

“i have rules. if you follow them, i’ll reward you. if you don’t, i’ll punish you”

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SLIMEBALL CREEPY DOMINATE.

“you’d punish me…like you’d use this stuff on me?”

“yes”

oh MY GOD ARE YOU TWO NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE OR DON’T LIKE SEXUALLY JESUS MOTHEREFFING CHRIST WHAT IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE IMPACT PLAY WHAT THEN YOU DIRTWAD

“what would i get out of this?”

“me”

-backflips into film, takes ana away, calls the cops on christian- WE’RE DONE HERE.