oh my god i had the worst and most confusing wake up this morning after only getting an hour of sleep. i hardly even remember most of it.
i was up literally ALL night with carolyn and sunny on tinychat just acting like idiots and pissing around about the stupidest stuff oh my god my metaphorical twizzlers
anyways, so… i took my brother to school around 7:30, came back and helped my mom with the daycare and then went downstairs for a bit. around 9:30, i seriously thought i was going to die, so i decided to go catch some sleep for a little bit. about an hour later, my mom called me to have me come upstairs and watch the kids while she put menus together and took them over to the daycare office. and, i swear to god, i don’t remember 85% of this conversation, but it went something like this;
mom: “did you go to bed?”
me: “just for an hour…”
mom: “i need you to come upstairs for a little bit and watch the kids while i put these menus together and take them to the office.”
me: “i can’t.”
me: “i have to go wake chunji up.”
mom: “who’s chunji?”
me: “from teen top! it’s important mom, i have to wake him up!”
mom: “and how are you going to do that?”
me: “i’m going to go to his room, obviously.”
mom: “what are you talking about?”
me: “i have to wake chunji up.”
this is the point where i remember feeling so pissed because i just didn’t understand why she didn’t understand how important it was that i woke him up. i was seriously so furious oh my god i remember just wanting to tell her to shut up if she wasn’t going to even attempt to understand me.
mom: “are you still asleep?”
me: “no!! i’m talking to you on the phone how can i be asleep, god. mom i have to go wake up chunji, leave me alone!!”
mom: “…who is chunji??”
me: “oh my god what are you not understanding about what i am telling you, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.”
by this point, i’m sitting up, and totally furious, but i’m also starting to actually wake up?? so i’m like…….. more coherent now and so fucking confused. and then my mom is still asking me all of these questions.
mom: “what are you talking about, katie? who in the hell is chunji?”
me: “…..what? ..wait….. wait, no, what are you talking about?”
mom: “….what are you talking about??”
and then she proceeded to come downstairs, while i’m still trying to make sense of what in the fuck is going on and continue questioning me, but now she’s just blatantly laughing at me and i am so confused and i just want to throw a shoe at her face. it was horrible.
UGH OH GOD and then later, she was like, “after talking to you, i started thinking. you must have a pretty big crush on that guy if you’re having intimate dreams about having to wake him up that are so heavy that they carry over into the real world when you try to wake up. who is he?? what’s he look like?? is he cute?? who are some of these other little kpoppy boys that you like?? what are their names??”
oh my god i was mortified. NO MOM I DON’T LIKE CHUNJI I HATE HIM HE IS THE WORST WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT GOD