I have nosy coworkers. Most people do. I think it’d be fun to do pregnancy-rumor trolling by going to some theatre supply store and borrowing a slightly poufy stomach-pad to wear under my clothes. And then, start wearing progressively larger ones. My coworkers would go crazy guessing whether I just gained a lot of weight, or if I’m pregnant, and then one day, away goes the fake stomach and I’m back to wearing a slim sheath dress. Their heads would explode.
I’d wondered what clothes would I need to further the effect. And I’m happy to say that I can treat Shopbop as my very own pregnancy-hoax costume closet with this Raquel Allegra shapeless schmatte. It’d be a very expensive hoax, as it’s $239 worth of tacky fug. The pattern is eye-watering, too. So I might suffer vision impairment from the hoax and that gives me pause. Vision care is expensive, yo.