scherznasty

scherznasty replied to your post: I’m 20 years old. I’m 20 years old!!!!!! Now I…

Welcome to the club. Lets sit in rocking chairs and yell at these children to get off our lawn

No but really teenagers are annoying. I really hate college freshman already.

No offense to some of my followers that happen to be that. Just don’t be fucking annoying and act like college is a drunken sexfest cuz it’s not unless you want to be really annoying. And don’t ask stupid questions. Bah humbug.

scherznasty replied to your post: DANNY WORTH AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday! At least you share a birthday with a Tiger. The only baseball player I share a birthday with is Saltalamacchia (if I even spelled that right). Anyways, party it upppp!

Thanks darling! haah I love his name. We were getting annoyed when they played him cuz everytime he came up to bat his name took at least 5 seconds of air time to say.

kinsl3r asked:

Bryce Harper, Justin Verlander, Mike Trout

Fuck- Mike Trout

Marry-Justin Verlander

Kill- (with kindness and sex and love) Bryce Harper

(omfg what are you trying to do to me!!!!!????Q@?>FWswjfkskhfs)

but seriously, switch Mike Trout and Bryce Harper

kinsl3r asked:

♡✓

♡: share 5 favourite songs

i couldn’t choose a favourite ever so i’ll just name some i dig a lot
  1. gold on the ceiling - the black keys
  2. basically anything on exile on main street
  3. basically anything on quadrophenia
  4. dreaming from the waist - the who
  5. success story - the who

✓: tell 5 facts about yourself

  1. uh i’m five foot seven
  2. i used to have braces 
  3. i really like spinach
  4. i drink two cups of coffee every morning
  5. i really love max scherzer a lot