scallywanger

kamiborn asked:

hi doofus

1. First impression: your url is johnwearswomansunderwear i should get to know you
2. Truth is: im so glad i did and you always cheer me up when im sad i love you
3. How old do you look: 15 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: OH MAN. 
5. Have you ever made me mad: when your computers not working and when you’re cheating on me with santa wtf
6. Best feature: your heart 
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no but dang youre perfect
8. You’re my: best frond
9. Name in my phone: YOU DONT HAVE YOUR OWN PHONE AND I DONT WANT TO SAVE YOUR MOMS NUMBER??? ?? ? ?
10. Should you post this too? do me cmonnnn

kamiborn asked:

If I was your girlfrond, I’d never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before, Baby, take a chance or you’ll never ever know, I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow, Swag, swag, swag, on you, Chillin' by the fire while we eatin’ fondue, I don't know about me but I know about you, So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag

kaM OMFg