You’re new at school, and you’ll be staying with your cousin Samuel. Everybody you’ve seen so far calls him Screech, which cracks you up. You’ve only been here for one day, but you’ve already developed a crush on a boy named Zack Morris. He was sleeping over Samuel’s house, along with a sweetie named A.C. Slater.
It was about 1 am, and you heard the boys hooting and hollering, so you crawled out of bed and stuck your head out the doorframe. There was Zack, Slater, and Screech all in their underwear, dancing up and down and in circles, making all kinds of wild noises.
“Umm, Slater,” Screech asked, “What exactly are we doing again?"
Slater winked in Zack’s direction as he said, "It’s a voodoo dance. It will bring all kinds of beautiful women to us!”
“Okay!” Screech replied, contentedly.
A few minutes later, you walked past the boys in the living room.
“Hey, it worked! The dance really worked!” Slater exclaimed. (You’d met Zack only once before, but hadn’t been acquainted with Slater yet.)
Zack walked right up to you and said, “Hi, cutie. I used to think all this voodoo stuff was garbage, but you’ve changed that - because you’re certainly not garbage… Care to kiss me?"
You knew right then and there that the crazy kid named Zack Morris was the thing that made moving it with Screech (Samuel) totally worth it.