saxophone

In honor of National Saxophone Day, the most hilarious instrument of all, we have compiled a mix that brings the diner and saxxy horn together.

Including:

Unisax Haircut
Sax-o-fork
Hashbrowns in Jazz Town
21 Sax Grand Slam Salute
Saxin’ 24/7
Bacon and Brass
Hungry for Some Snacksophone
Hornocopia
Sax On Sax On Sax
Take My Sax To The Max
Cookin’ Up Some Sax
Check Your Sax, Buddy
Sax On, Sax Off

  • music education professor:You all know that you can use dollar bills to fix sticky keys on woodwind instruments, right? The dirt on the bill absorbs some of the moisture.
  • classmate:Actually, I only use hundreds on my keys.
  • professor:Hundreds have coke on them, not dirt. Don't use coked-up hundreds on your instruments.