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Rick Santorum Aborts Presidential Campaign from Ashley Judd

10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.

2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.

3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.

4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.

5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

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Pick any other Republican in the country. He is the worst Republican in the country to put up against Barack Obama… [he later clarified] On the issue of health care. That’s what I was talking about, and I was very clear about talking about that… I was talking about Obamacare, and he is the worst because he was the author of Romneycare.
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