Sanford residents will be disappointed to learn they can no longer shoot unarmed teenagers.

Bonus: this is the relaunch of the neighborhood watch program that Sanford police chief Cecil Smith ordered shut down in April, citing “no accountability” and no training of watch members. Oddly, there’s no mention of any accompanying crime wave, as an army of Skittles-mad Trayvon Martin-types rushed in to take advantage of the absence of vigilant sentries.

It seems that the neighborhood watch program doesn’t actually accomplish much of anything – other than to make unstable wannabe cops feel important. Sanford sailed along fine without them for months on end.

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A part of me still expected to see Miley Cyrus twerking on Redd Foxx.