Monthly Horoscope for June 2015
  • Aries:Do not underestimate yourself. You have unlimited potential.
  • Taurus:Smile! A frown may turn others away.
  • Gemini:Any troubles you may have will pass very shortly.
  • Cancer:Modify your thinking to handle new situations.
  • Leo:Well-arranged time is a good sign of a well-arranged mind.
  • Virgo:You will be reunited with an old, forgotten friend.
  • Libra:Work on improving your exercise routine.
  • Scorpio:You shall attain great wisdom with each passing year.
  • Sagittarius:Cheerful company and a merry time are ahead for you.
  • Capricorn:The wise thing to do is to prepare for the unexpected.
  • Aquarius:Be as willing to take advice as to give it.
  • Pisces:You will step on the soil of many countries.
THE SIGNS AS CANADIAN STEROTYPES
  • Aries:Everyone is cRAZY about hockey
  • Taurus:Canadians put maple syrup on EVERYTHING
  • Gemini:People say "eh" every 5 words
  • Cancer:They're all super polite
  • Leo:They look down on people who buy fake maple syrup
  • Virgo:Tim Horton's coffee fuels the nation
  • Libra:Igloos are their preferred form of housing
  • Scorpio:Laughing in the face of cold weather
  • Sagittarius:Every true Canadian rides a moose to work
  • Capricorn:They eat geese instead of turkey on thanksgiving
  • Aquarius:Everyone is born with skates on
  • Pisces:Weed is basically legal

All that is gold does not glitter: Leo 

Not all those who wander are lost: Sagittarius, Pisces 

The old that is strong does not wither: Taurus 

Deep roots are not reached by the frost: Cancer 

From the ashes a fire shall be woken: Aries, Gemini 

A light from the shadows shall spring: Libra, Virgo 

Renewed shall be the blade that was broken: Scorpio 

The crown less again shall be king: Capricorn, Aquarius

the kind of people you need to stop falling for

****could also be based on your venus, which can be found here  *******

aries: clingy people who hold you back from doing what you love. you’re allowed to have interests that don’t involve your partner, and you need them. 

taurus: flighty people who don’t give you a straight answer. you need someone who isn’t afraid to define your relationship & tell you that you’re their only one.

gemini: boring people. you need someone filled with energy and who’s going to laugh at your jokes, not someone who thinks they’re dumb. 

cancer: emotionally detached people. you have a ton of emotions and you deserve someone who understands that, not who’s going to say you’re overreacting. 

leo: cold and unaffectionate people. you need someone who’s going to return every hug & kiss, and who’ll reply to your texts with loads of hearts and smiley faces. 

virgo: people who are easily offended & self-absorbed. you need someone who will appreciate your constructive criticism, not someone who believes they could do no wrong. 

libra: someone who is selfish. you deserve a person who treats you fairly & gives you the affection you give them, not someone who takes & takes & takes with nothing in return. 

scorpio: shallow people. you need to find someone who understands your depth, not someone who is scared off by your intense, passionate feelings. 

sagittarius: someone who’s jealous & protective. you need a person who falls in love with your free spirit, not someone who is annoyed when you do something without them. 

capricorn: someone who is oversensitive and needy. you need someone who has their own life outside of yours, not someone who expects your world to revolve around the relationship. 

aquarius:  closed minded and judgemental people. you deserve someone who adores your quirks and crazy ideas, not someone who shuts them down & calls them weird. 

pisces: someone who is brash and insensitive. you deserve someone who listens to everything going on in your head, not someone who brushes it off and calls you a baby. 

The Zodiac Signs Senior Quotes!

Aries- “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake”

Taurus- “Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself” 

Gemini- “This wasn’t like High School Musical at all” 

Cancer- “Don’t put anything stupid for your senior quote” - Mom

Leo- “The only reason I went to school all this time was to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyonce.” 

Virgo- “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect but I’m here”

Libra- “You’re ALL going to regret not dating me in high school”

Scorpio- “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning” 

Sagittarius- “I don’t even go here”

Capricorn- “If idiots could fly this place would be an airport”

Aquarius- “INSERT NAME was released from her/his 4 year sentence.”

Pisces- “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

the signs as things my friend's dad said
  • aries:does putin's me-me ban mean you cannot go to russia
  • taurus:we have a vodka fridge and a cheese fridge. take your pick
  • gemini:is this the boy you cry over? he is ugly. find another boy
  • cancer:i have not cried in ten years. i am not breaking this streak today
  • leo:do not touch the moustache. it looks good today
  • virgo:i would say your dress is short but you are too short
  • libra:you are not in trouble, no. you just broke a law
  • scorpio:you make a better son than my son
  • sagittarius:why is it 420? why not 480?
  • capricorn:i want a tap that pours alcohol instead of water
  • aquarius:if i were president i would let you have your me-mes.
  • pisces:is that putin is gay video real
The signs as Harry Potter characters

Aries: Cedric Diggory

Taurus: Harry Potter

Gemini: bellatrix lestrange

Cancer: Hagrid

Leo: Sirius Black

Virgo: Ginny Weasly

Libra: Fleur Delacour

Scorpio: Draco Malfoy

Sagittarius: Fred and George Weasly

Capricorn: Severus Snape

Aquarius: Hermione Granger

Pisces: Luna Lovegood


not based on the characters signs

Signs as Starbucks Drinks
  • Aries:Espresso Frappuccino
  • Taurus:S'mores Frappuccino
  • Gemini:Dark Roast Coffee
  • Cancer:Iced Coffee with Milk
  • Leo:Mocha Frappuccino
  • Virgo:Teavanna Shaken Iced Green Tea
  • Libra:Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate
  • Scorpio:Very Berry Hibiscus Starbucks Refreshers Beverage
  • Sagittarius:Double Chocolaty Chip Créme Frappuccino
  • Capricorn:Teavanna Shaken Black Tea
  • Aquarius:Evolution Fresh Strawberry Smoothie
  • Pisces:Flavored Steamed Milk
  • {Owen}
What Makes The Signs Speechless

Aries: explosions and disney princesses
Taurus: new shows on netflix and antiques
Gemini: saturday night live and history(but the interesting stuff)
Cancer: the sun and moon and how everything is just so perfectly placed together like how
Leo: themselves (just kidding!) and evan peters
Virgo: cool new music and politics
Libra: video games and friendship
Scorpio: cats and pure darkness shedding its beauty on the world that not many know of because they’re too scared to look a little closer and examine the universe
Sagittarius: nature and science and how there’s an explanation for everything and how there’s also not and what are we doing on earth
Capricorn: money and art galleries
Aquarius: space and anarchy
Pisces: rainbows and puppies how are they so cute

signs on a roadtrip

aries : telling everyone to STFU while they drive and run over 20 squirrels 

taurus : jammin with their own reggae music high af

gemini : “I NEED TO PEE RIGHT NOW PULL OVER OR ILL SHIT ON U”  

cancer : you… you weren’t invited cancer. i jk, you r asleep like a littel bebe

leo : “its so hot here. its soooo hot in here. its soooo fuCKinG HOt in here.”

virgo : for some reason, isn’t getting a fucking headache from reading in the car

libra : trying to calm gemini and leo down but secretly wants to push them out of the car

scorpio : complains about being squished in the back seat with leo, gets slapped by libra

sagittarius : telling the most wrong directions from the back seat and getting everyone lost

capricorn : has a foot fight with scorpio and leo because they’re taking all of the damn leg space

aquarius : “car orgy, right now.”

pisces : “we should go to coachella. no wait, burning man. they have drugs.” virgo slowly nods.  

when ur at a friends house and u tell them ur hungry
  • THIS IS WHAT UR FRIEND SAYS (not u, unless u are the friend) (u can look at moon too if u want)
  • ARIES:Mom!! they're hungry what food do we have?
  • TAURUS:the pantry is over there *points*
  • GEMINI:holy fcuk me too!! lets eat. what u want?
  • CANCER:do you want to eat now? or can you wait a little bit because we could make cookies or something
  • LEO:omg im so glad u said that. im gonna ask if we can order chinese food. brb
  • VIRGO:what do you want? i made these cupcakes yesterday but i also just learned this recipe for a green smoothie
  • LIBRA:omg im so sorry i should have asked! what do you want to eat?
  • SCORPIO:just go to the kitchen and eat whatever u want. just dont fucking touch my oreos.
  • SAGITTARIUS:i'll show you what we've got *opens fridge dramatically*
  • CAPRICORN:do not worry friend i was already prepared. *reveals the chocolate*
  • AQUARIUS:now that u mention it i am too. do you want to make bacon pancakes? its like pancakes but also bacon
  • PISCES:sure! what do you want? you can choose!