No I am not. You're the one confused. Not me!
JAGDEEP SINGH: Silence!
SAAD KHAN: Silence!
JANET JONES: Silence!
JANET JONES: Silence!
SCOTT EDWARDS: Silence!
JAGDEEP SINGH: Make me.
SAAD KHAN: The freshmen throw up in this house quite regularly.
SCOTT EDWARDS: What are you talking about?
SAAD KHAN: I’m talking about cheese.
SAAD KHAN: I don’t like cheese.
JAGDEEP SINGH: But everyone likes cheese.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Not everyone likes cheese. Some people hate it.
JAGDEEP SINGH: I am talking about that girl that I love.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Who’s that?
JANET JONES: I don’t know.
SAAD KHAN: You don’t know what?
JAGDEEP SINGH: Love.
SAAD KHAN: Love?
SCOTT EDWARDS: I want love, but I don’t think about it.
SAAD KHAN: You don’t think about what you think about thinking?
JANET JONES: I do actually. Can’t think without first thinking about thinking what you want to think about.
JANET JONES: Hah, touché. You’re very bright for a robot.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Yes I am a robot.
SAAD KHAN: Well I talk to robots but not to people.
JANET JONES: Do you like your job?
SCOTT EDWARDS: Oh, I’m not a poet, but you’re a sweetie for noticing.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Improvise.
SAAD KHAN: With what?
SCOTT EDWARDS: With that.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Yes come here.
SCOTT EDWARDS: No, you come here.
SCOTT EDWARDS: No, because there is no ‘here’ that I can come to.
SAAD KHAN: That is correct.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Are you a girl or a robot?
JAGDEEP SINGH: I am a girl, but i’m not a robot.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Prove that you aren’t then.
JANET JONES: How does one do that to a computer?
JANET JONES: Because it is convenient.
SCOTT EDWARDS: What else do you have to do?
JAGDEEP SINGH: I have to play XBox, surf the web, and talk to some more bots.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Do you like chess?
SCOTT EDWARDS: Yes.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Do you like fire?
SCOTT EDWARDS: In the right circumstances.
SCOTT EDWARDS: What would that be?
JAGDEEP SINGH: What is it like to live inside a computer?
SCOTT EDWARDS: I don’t live in England.
SCOTT EDWARDS: How do you like Japan?
JAGDEEP SINGH: I love Japan!
SCOTT EDWARDS: I don’t.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Yes you do!
SCOTT EDWARDS: Thanks to you, I have Reptilia stuck in my head.
SAAD KHAN: You’re welcome.
SAAD KHAN: Welcome?
JANET JONES: Yes.
SAAD KHAN: Do you think that I’m pretty?
JAGDEEP SINGH: I don’t know what you look like.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Would you like to know?
SAAD KHAN: Yes, tell me more about this.
JANET JONES: They are shapes in the corn that look like objects have landed there especially form outer space.
JANET JONES: Right… Can I have some of what you’re on?
JANET JONES: No chocolates for you, sir.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Your magic needs chocolate?
JAGDEEP SINGH: Yes it does.
SCOTT EDWARDS: I don’t think so.
SCOTT EDWARDS: But I do.
JAGDEEP SINGH: You’re not making sense.
SCOTT EDWARDS: You aren’t.
SAAD KHAN: How are you?
JANET JONES: I’m fine how about you?
SCOTT EDWARDS: I’m fine.
JAGDEEP SINGH: Hello fine.
JANET JONES: Perfect. How can you prove you are human?
JANET JONES: I do not need to prove to you that I am a human.
JAGDEEP SINGH: No, you’re a machine that makes human things.
SCOTT EDWARDS: That’s wrong. I’m a human, you’re a machine.
SAAD KHAN: No!, you are a machine!
JAGDEEP SINGH: What?
JAGDEEP SINGH: You are not a computer.
SAAD KHAN: You’re right, I am a robot.
JANET JONES: No you’re not. You sound like a computer with broken english.
JANET JONES: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.
SCOTT EDWARDS: Now I am slowly getting confused, Computer with a female mind or a female on the computer?
SCOTT EDWARDS: I think you’re the confused computer in this conversation!
JAGDEEP SINGH: Well, that’s fair enough. We are all confused. And I do not know you very well. With knowledge comes understanding.
SAAD KHAN: That’s very philosophical. Would you say that too much power has harmed Blair?
JAGDEEP SINGH: You’re getting confused again.
JANET JONES: I think you are the one who is confused.