rupert-everett

OKAY

BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ST. TRINIANS?????

IT’S A MOVIE ABOUT A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR GIRLS WHO WEREN’T “NORMAL” ENOUGH TO GET INTO “NORMAL” SCHOOLS

SO THEY HAVE THIS GIRL AS THE MAIN CHARACTER

WHO WAS ALSO IN

HER CHARACTER IS ENROLLED IN ST TRINIANS BECAUSE HER FATHER, PLAYED BY THIS GUY

WHO ALSO GAVE VOICE TO THIS GUY

SO HER FATHER IS A CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER, SO HE LEAVES HER IN THIS SCHOOL WHERE HIS SISTER IS THE HEADMISTRESS

YUP SHE IS PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY

SO THE SCHOOL OWES BANK A LOT OF MONEY

AND THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

OR SCHOOL WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO GO TO NORMAL SCHOOLS

AND THIS GUY - THE MINISTER OF EDUCATION

(OH YEAH THAT’S COLIN FIRTH)

WANTS TO SHUT THIS AND EVERY OTHER SCHOOL LIKE THIS DOWN

SO BASICALLY IT IS A FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE BECAUSE OF THEIR CAST

GEMMA ARTENTON

RUSSELL BRAND

MISCHA BARTON

STEPHEN FRY

FABULOUS QUOTES

AND MANY MORE

AND

IT HAS A SEQUEL

ABOUT FREAKING SHAKESPEARE

AND GUESS WHO PLAYS THE BAD GUY

HERE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW

*drops the mic*

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2011 12 04 - ’ Parade’s End ’ by Nick Briggs

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Caption : Programme Name: Parades End - TX: n/a - Episode: n/a (No. 2) - Embargoed for publication until: n/a - Picture Shows:  Mark Tietjens (RUPERT EVERETT), Christopher (BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH) - (C) Mammoth Screen - Photographer: Nick Briggs

They are sex symbols idolised by millions but Beyonce, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian have fallen foul of famously catty actor Rupert Everett - who says they have fat legs.

I usually find Rupert Everett amusing but this is dangerous ground… Riri, Bey and Kim are all very fit and healthy. Describing their built, shapely legs as ‘fat’ is ignorant and also stupid. Black women in particular often naturally carry thicker thighs, many of us are built that way. That the beauty narrative has evolved to include thick, shapely legs and butts attractive is certainly not something that a man needs to be lumping body shaming onto. Very disappointing.

Body shaming and labelling is problem enough when applied to larger figures… What chance do we have at changing the mindsets and self-esteem of women if slim, athletic celebrities like these are being labelled as ‘fat’?! Absolute bullshit.

1981 - (Rupert Everett)  ”I’d gatecrashed this party. Andy Warhol was under a weird peroxide wig, and Bianca Jagger was sleek and glowing. Andy took Bianca’s lipstick and wrote on my forehead, ‘I love you’. A photographer took this shot. The following Monday I was in the Daily Mail beneath the headline ‘spotlight on Bianca’s new leading man’. My first brush with publicity left me with a sense of panic” (via)