The Tolerability Index

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week:

The return of the only reality competition worth watching, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Seven seasons, and it’s still the queen.

The latest unnecessary extension of the CSI franchise, CSI: Cyber. “Have you heard of this thing called the Internet?” CSI yells into the echoing abyss.

The latest unnecessary season of Dancing With The Stars. The preferred program of sequin manufacturers, people in the hospital who are unable to change the channel, and Rumer Willis (because she can finally be classified somewhere as a “star”).

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I had a dream last night that RuPaul came to one of my classes with all his drag queens and made me strut down a catwalk in front of everyone. when i was done, he was like “wow. if everyone in this class can walk as good as that, we’ll have the strongest army ever.” and it was then that i realized he was there to recruit us into his army of drag queens to fight the orcs.


pearl throwing shade like it’s sunny


So lets get it together real quick.