rtlstuff

rtlstuff asked:

Fuck, Marry and Kill: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom and Dobby :]

Fuck Harry, just so I could tell the rest of the wizarding world he actually had a small cock and wasn’t great in bed, Marry Neville since he’s pretty damn awesome, and kill Dobby.

I like Dobby lots, but I wouldn’t marry him since he’d jump out on you out of no where. o__o And I’m unsure if fucking him counts as bestiality even though he’s not an animal, so for the sake of PETA not knocking on my door, I’d best avoid that.

It’s definite, I’m going to go see the Hunger Games the night it comes out, sadly I will be going on my own but I don’t know anyone who reads the books. But I’ll have a good time nerdgasming by myself.

Also I will be wearing gold eyeliner in an attempt to look like Cinna :D its a shame we don’t have the dress up to see a film culture in the UK.

they look like this but all I can find is awful pictures so imagine them nicer and a whole bunch

edit: hehe you thought there were real flowers NOpe

Friendly reminder that if you don’t tag triggers I will unfollow the shit out of you (and probably think better of sending you anon hate)

because you know what you’re an asshole and I’ve cried too many times at things people haven’t tagged because they scare the shit out of me

thank you and fuck you

A story for you because you aren't answering my asks

Okay so last night I had a dream that I was Buffy the Vampire Slayer

And my lover turned into a tween girl on our wedding day and she was really sweet and didn’t remember anything

and so suddenly I was the girl and I was in my “mom’s” (slash ex-lover, y’know) closet (which looks suspiciously like the master bedroom’s closet in our house) and I was going through clothes and I picked a blue skirt and remembered thinking my top had to be yellow definitely yellow because we were going to a renfaire and I had to be dressed up

anyway the dad’s side of the closet had a princess-sleeved yellow top with flowers on it and I think I ended up in that

and so we got to the renfaire and I was in ye olde tavern and suddenly I was Buffy the Vampire Slayer again and someone started hitting on the girl and he gave her like a tiara made of rubies

so I cut his head off and his buddy tried to get the tiara back but I said no because it would make the girl sad

and then we did one of those montages where we’re in a hallway and coming and going in and out of random doors trying to find each other

and then I killed some more people on a jousting field

and then I woke up to a spider crawling on my arm and I flung it off and lost it in a pile of laundry

the end

uh… just because I never got it out of my system, y’know?

Achievement unlocked! Ask limit hit. Aww yiss brotha.

Anyway, I’ll stop typing and leave you be. Gonna watch this awfully-acted show, I keep taking breaks because it sucks.

<3

-DH