Monday, February 25th, 2013
Well it looks like I hit my first 100 followers here on Tumblr! One step closer to my goal of 214 million by next week. (Insert random sexually frustrated anonymous internet commenter: “Pfff 100 followers? That ain’t shit.”) Well look dick, I’ve only been doing this Tumblr thing for 6 days. Go back to humping your couch cushions.
To show my appreciation to my first 100 followers I present to you this half eaten Dorito with a piece of hair on it I found in my couch for you guys to share!
On a serious note, if you guys are digging my stuff let me know. Like and share with your friends. Show me you care so I can keep making this crap. Oh, and when we hit 200 I’ll come up with a better gift. For now, take a small bite and pass it around. Later freaks!