romeoandjuliet

Summary of Romeo and Juliet
  • romeo:im so sad
  • romeo:ill never be happy
  • romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo:WHO DAT
  • romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo:imma dance with her
  • romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet:dafuq are you
  • romeo:shh *kiss*
  • juliet::oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo:LADY
  • romeo:HEY LADY
  • juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet:dont you think its too soon
  • romeo:idk
  • juliet:brb
  • romeo:k
  • juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo:yeh
  • friar:ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli:yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo:hnnn
  • tybalt:....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt:...
  • romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo:i sorry
  • prince:no ur banished
  • romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo:k *leaves*
  • juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet:ok
  • juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse:k
  • juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo:WHAT
  • romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo:*buys potion*
  • romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo:but im sure she is
  • romeo:*kiss juliet*
  • romeo:*drinks poison*
  • romeo:he ded
  • juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet:HE DED
  • juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar:*comes in cell*
  • friar:uh oh
  • prince:WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET:WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
  • CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother